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That fucking team man. Farewell hope. You existed for 3 hours.

Personally I don't see a single player who he could've realistically taken out for Hatem. Gosling can nick a goal out of nowhere, Obertan can run with the ball for hours, Shola Ameobi has a great penalty on him, and Jonas is a fantastic creative outlet. Hatem could never do those things.

He never stated what was signed or who it was signed by.

Find that hard to believe. Assuming it's just Mike being Mike.

We're set up delightfully to get a manager in by late January who won't be able to make any adjustments to the squad.

He's a fucking cunt mmhuh He's a fucking cunt mmhuh

He's been here too long.... Got nothing in his brain...

We have lots of time on our hands. Anyone up for doing a Newcastle Online video parody of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift? It can be Shake Pards Off, or Shake Him Off, or Whack Slim Off, or some such. edit: The original for inspiration:

Oh my god Kaka & Ronaldinho in Orlando. You need Adriano asap

Personally I would have no issue performing fellatio on anyone in SackPardew, for they have allowed the world to see what a filthy spineless cretin this man is. It is fucking depressing that our analysts/media can't put some numbers together themselves like, but whatever. For now, Cheers Sacky P, you have played your part.

Best I could do. http://instagram.com/p/xNkFGSCbt-

Staying exceptionally quiet on this one until it's done.

fuck nufc

I'm a little worried of a 1-0 scraped victory. They're more inclined to attack than us, but they're pretty shit. It's exactly what we look for in an opponent.

Why? Is it better that Man City win instead?

Costa is fucking useless. TWAT

Southampton have that bus well and truly parked

If it wasn't for Perez, I think I'd rather the 7 men on the bench started over the 11 on the pitch.

What in the fuck. 8.5m to buy but couldn't even make our bench? Even if this is a snidey deal to save him from Ukraine, why couldn't we have played him? Maybe some mental per appearance fees?

put money on that stupid liverpool swansea 50 free bet again. also, fiver on chelsea to win, in play, at 3.4

I reckon we might be shit

I went hearts -2

So bring on relegation then. And then another fucking relegation. And another one until both the fuckers are gone. Or failing that, until the club ceases to exist.

Keep Calm & Put Shola On

Beautiful.