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I do not care for Antoine Griezmann's hair.

It doesn't mean that he's Norwegian, it means that he's a journalist that specializes in Norwegian football. Not sure which one is more of a stretch.

Japan have nee chance.

Joined. Team is fucking gash. Iranians and Algerians all over the shop.

Who gives a fuck if he's been your star player? Absolutely fuck all to do with the shite he serves up in an England shirt.

It's this kind of signing that hands Pardy the rope with which he can hang iyam. He wants his hard working English types, may we sign all the Jack Colbacks in the world, and watch them burn.

So one of them doesn't even exist now? Because he went in injured? I'd be pushing to acknowledge that one as hard as I could if I were you, given he performed no better when he went in fit. Though I'm sure there's another fantastic reason why he isn't to blame, even with his hilarious exit from the tournament. Which definitely wasn't his fault.

Surprised Beasley still bothers with the national team nowadays like. Assumed a nomination for best supporting actor would've been enough to cause him to hang up his boots and head to Hollywood.

They've fucking subbed him on the sly. Cunts knew there'd be riots.

WHERES SHOLA GONE

Decent goal tbf. That touch five minutes ago tho. Woeful.

HES BACK

He's officially the new Collins John. Really disappointed in him.

Altidore is shite

Never a foul. Cunts.

Bottled

Rooney and Welbeck May as well not be playing.

Argentina up against Slovenia after ten minutes. Ray Hudson is unbearable.

Paper is a tree based product to my knowledge, yes.

Their third goal was pretty nice. Class work from Japanese man #6, trickery on the wing and drilled the cross along the ground for Honda. They still look disjointed, though maybe it's to be expected with all the subs they've made. Kagawa's goal was wank, shot come cross where the keeper and defender both opted to leave the ball.

This is my assumption. I didn't realise people were actually tetchy about the cutting down of trees, given how much it happens, and how few people I know who refuse to use tree-based products.

Aye, I know. But they look shit. Barely made a successful pass and keep hoofing the ball up the pitch.

Either that or Zambia are better than I realised.

So Japan look pretty shit

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