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Dunno about that like. His job is to run around and close people down. He's pretty decent at that. Better than Ba anyway. Scoring goals is also apart of his job especially considering he needs a goal I think Fernando Torres has proven over the last 3 years that scoring goals is most certainly not part of his job.

Dunno about that like. His job is to run around and close people down. He's pretty decent at that. Better than Ba anyway.

poidh +

Was thinking of sticking it to the man by buying a Gateshead shirt. http://i.imgur.com/2B3SMmW.jpg Mike has officially taken over the world. Sigh.

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He's been doing it since day 1 man. He's jobbed more times than the Brooklyn Brawler.

Hope he cunt birthday fucking stupid teeth wank

I'm balls deep in the social media this week like

Wish I could be like that. Don't we all.

If I was Alonso I'd be snapping someone for the lerls

The only people who want an NUFC are non NUFC fans; a mackem and a welsh. It's a great time to be alive.

Not yet he hasn't, we could still finish outside the top 10. And even then, do we think that is going to cause Mike to lose any sleep? I severely doubt it. At no point this season has Mr Ashley had to show any interest in NUFC. We've been ticking along nicely. As is very apparently by our lack of activity in the transfer market. Last year we were in the shit so we paid money for our future freebies, this year we were golden. We made £20m this year and finished between 9th and 11th! Sounds like a fucking massive win for Mike. Time to give Pards an extension. I don't know Ashley's thoughts, but finishing in the top 10 was the requirement this season so whether he's sacked or not he'd have failed if we drop to 11th. I can't say I think finishing in the top 10 was a 'requirement' of Mike's. Well the club keep talking about top 10 and there's a bonus for everyone if they finish top 10, which I'm sure is sanctioned by Ashley. I wouldn't pay the blindest bid of attention to what the club keep talking about. The club will make up all manner of nice sounding, yet attainable goals, and I'm sure they'd like to achieve them, but in reality, there is 1 goal - stay in the Premier League in order to advertise his #1 business. Anyway, probably a bit off topic, but this topic might as well be 1 giant fucking tumbleweed.

Not yet he hasn't, we could still finish outside the top 10. And even then, do we think that is going to cause Mike to lose any sleep? I severely doubt it. At no point this season has Mr Ashley had to show any interest in NUFC. We've been ticking along nicely. As is very apparently by our lack of activity in the transfer market. Last year we were in the shit so we paid money for our future freebies, this year we were golden. We made £20m this year and finished between 9th and 11th! Sounds like a fucking massive win for Mike. Time to give Pards an extension. I don't know Ashley's thoughts, but finishing in the top 10 was the requirement this season so whether he's sacked or not he'd have failed if we drop to 11th. I can't say I think finishing in the top 10 was a 'requirement' of Mike's.

He probably doesn't even give a shit about the very alarming 2014 form n arl. A more proactive owner would probably be thinking if we continue on our current slide, we'll be in League Two by June, but wor Mike won't move a fucking inch until the cock of relegation is slapping him square in the face.

I laughed for some time at this. Just the notion that someone has asked Kevin Kilbane what he thinks of Angel Di Maria. :lol:

Not yet he hasn't, we could still finish outside the top 10. And even then, do we think that is going to cause Mike to lose any sleep? I severely doubt it. At no point this season has Mr Ashley had to show any interest in NUFC. We've been ticking along nicely. As is very apparently by our lack of activity in the transfer market. Last year we were in the shit so we paid money for our future freebies, this year we were golden. We made £20m this year and finished between 9th and 11th! Sounds like a fucking massive win for Mike. Time to give Pards an extension.

If by next Christmas were looking like relegation candidates, I can see him going, yes. But right now, we're safe as houses and in the top half. No amount of fan annoyance is going to get Mike beyond his measurables.

He is a Swindon Town superstar tbf. She could be made for life.

I don't think the fans are united enough to destabilize the club. Maybe it'll happen in the future, but right now we're a long long long way off.

class. he should start a rap duo with scroobius pip

I don't really get why people think his exit is inevitable. He has satisfied his requirements for the season.

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