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Should get some moderator nerd to split this to a new thread so it can be followed. Seems more enjoyable than following NUFC. I'll just watch the match in which THE title is being contested.

The best part of this is that if he fucked up 1 result, he's fucked the entire thing. I wonder if anyone fancies checking his work.

Were back in the league, there's hope lads. HTL

I'm certain it's all an elaborate way to justify Mike Ashley's tenure as NUFC owner when we end up with the most title reigns.

He's following who the champion is if the title holder was decided ala boxing. From 1992. So Leeds won the last Division One. The next title holder was the first team to beat Leeds in the PL era. And then the next title holder is the team who beat the team that beat Leeds. And on, for many, many years.

From my exceptionally limited Man Utd knowledge, it appears they'd benefit most from getting rid of some of the cuntier/wantaway characters moreso than getting rid of OGS. And their signings seem to reek of just throwing shit at the wall and hoping for the best. Where is their Roy Keane ey, their LEADER? Pogba? Maguire? De Gea?! Luke Shaw!? lols

Honestly if given the choice of a complete re-do, I think I'd choose to keep the wife and kid over risking it with Farrah Abraham. And it sickens me to say that.

Did not expect the NUFC and Teen Mom worlds to intersect.

Watch yourself Deuce, or you might find yourself on the wrong end of a Sean Promise before you know it.

bespoke / custom / throwback

VAR has just inverted the classic “outside of the box that would’ve been a freekick”. The only thing we fine tooth comb are the challenges in the box, so of course there are going to the instances where people take a knock after hitting the ball. It’s not significant contact but it’s slow mo reviewed and so its pen-city. Another miserably tedious addition to a game that is supposed to be about entertainment.

Just lump the ball into the sky and get a bit of incidental contact afterwards. Pen. This VAR bollocks needs to burn ASAP.

So tedious

Aye but you’ll never have to pay for your own pint at deepdale ever again.

I have no idea if we play the worst football in the league because NUFC has eroded my enjoyment of the sport to such an extent that I'm not 100% certain I could even name all the teams in the league, never mind evaluate whether they play Bruceyball or not.

Shakhtar pulled a blinder getting themselves seeded in Pot 2 poor fucks.

Group F is nice

He was getting wound up/kicked all game like. He's thick as fuck for rising to it, but it wasn't out of nothing.

Half the midfielders are defined as forwards like.

hell of a clear by javier there

I have it in my head that Barkley is definitely putting in about 10% effort here like. Strikes me as a NUFC Michael Owen era signing. I base this upon absolutely nothing other than my own prejudices.

back when men were really men

what round is this? the final? semi?

And today's matches were both paid. I use Roku and NBC refuses to make a Peacock app for it so I just say fuck it, I guess. I bet they're losing tons of viewers and all sitting around a big desk being like "I bet it's the pandemic" There's an app on Roku now. It was a classic US TV contractual dispute thingy. https://www.theverge.com/2020/9/21/21448813/peacock-streaming-roku-nbc-universal-tv-movies-sports-news And aye, Peacock is shite. The games are getting put on there because Peacock inevitably only has about 10 subscribers, so they're desperately trying to get football fans to sign up.

The discman showing some pashun eh. Very off brand.