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Why is jack not playing!!!

I ground a TV guide 57 channels. I was fucking doomed. I can go fox NY or fox Philadelphia. Think I might go NY. Hoping everyone is really Italian and does lots of hand gestures.

What kind of hotel has the golf channel ffs

I found Univision. I think I may stick. I don't wanna twist and end up bust.

What's on fox right now? I'm trying to find this shit. So fucking frustrating. I think I'm on MLB network right now.

Fsc or regular. I'm in some hotel room, no TV guide, gonna take me forever to find this shit.

Channel is this on?

TWO

he's a big black midfielder man, of course he's a DM.

This is the summer of big money, these fees are a good laugh. If Zlatan went to City, I can only imagine the numbers that'd be discussed. Fee & wages. I'm just waiting for the window to close so I can look at our transfers and pretend to be content that we've only signed Lee Bowyer.

ALL LEGENDS. only know who 1 of them is.

Pretty impressive given you just signed Neymar.

I enjoy that Gary Lineker has started doing opinions. Even if they are tame. Former England captain Gary Lineker believes national boss Roy Hodgson will not be happy after the early season televised fixtures were announced. The Match of the Day presenter says the Premier League schedule does not help England's World Cup qualifying bid. Arsenal, Liverpool, Man Utd and Spurs play five days before an England game. "Bet Roy Hodgson is not overly chuffed with SkySports selection of TV games before England's vital games. Predictable, but sad," Lineker tweeted.

Babayaro FC is no more :'(

Most of your friendlies are against Mexico for some ridiculous reason.

I bet you VI manages to shoehorn "given we just bought Neymar" into every single one of his real life conversations.

Not sure USA existed when USA last won the World Cup

There are like, 4 people on this board who were even alive then man. 4-2 FTWG

Love it There would be paragraphs to spare if Jozy was from Nigeria. I'm just saying, Jozy would've bagged a first-half hat trick against Tahiti. You can't really play that card when you are playing teams like Belize ffs. Score two goals vs a team that isn't San Marino before you start this s***. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22747509 ENGLAND WINS 2-2

I'm better than Freddy Adu. And I could score in the Dutch League I scored a hat-trick in the Dutch League just last night. And that's in July! Just imagine how many I'd score if it was mid-season.

I'm better than Freddy Adu.

I agree that he's good enough to play in the PL. He's just expensive, and not particularly great, though I recognise he is young. It isn't a signing that is going to make me think Sunderland have done "really well". He's an improvement and they're paying for potential as much as anything. Not the greatest signing in history, but I also never claimed he was going to bring the walls down. Aye ah nar, it's Moke's comments that are dogshite, as per usual.

I agree that he's good enough to play in the PL. He's just expensive, and not particularly great, though I recognise he is young. It isn't a signing that is going to make me think Sunderland have done "really well".

I'd rather have Altidore for 8mil than Carroll for 30. Would you rather Altidore or Cisse? Altidore. Spacker