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I'd start scoping out a picturesque bridge if I were you.

Man City and the Yankees Hate levels for that team are going to be off the charts.

Yes.

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I don't think it would be an awful idea for them to say that he's our manager and will be backed into the new season. It'd shut the papers up until a few games into the season at least.

Dunno about per team, but one of them opta twitter accounts said only 3% of corners this year resulted in goals.

You've just killed off about 60% of the population.

It's not always cost effective to buy a cheap car over a newer financed car tbh, given the potential savings on upkeep, and the cost of buying another cheap car after the first one goes tits up after a year.

That looks like one hell of a light show...

VI has a shit cache.

Plenty of football personalities on TV talk as if a player should be allowed to leave if a top club comes in for them, and if for some reason they didn't actually want to go, there is something wrong with them. Bad craic.

Don't have to be a top top side to win the title like. Not sure man utd had a RB of any note this year...

I think he's good, and would improve us. But I also think he's not ever going to be great, and he's a thug to boot. Oh, and his style is not something I crave whatsoever. It's not like it's a question of AC or bust, there are plenty of other players around. No ta.

Colo is an anagram of cool.

Not sure I agree they need that much. A striker and a winger should do the job. To go from 5th to winning the league they surely must need quite a bit. Depends on whether you think there'll be a team capable of running away with it next year. I don't see a candidate for that. True. Man Utd were 17 points ahead of them this season though, and Bale had the season of his life. Anyway, good to have more teams competing for stuff, we'll see. I mean, I'd be surprised if they won it, but this season they were nowhere near. I think next season you could see all 5 of those twats fighting it out, because I think Spurs will be a little better, having had a full season with AVB (and therefore probably not have so bad a start to the season), and I think everyone else will be a little worse. Though I'm going to assume that City/Chelsea will end up taking the title.

Not sure I agree they need that much. A striker and a winger should do the job. To go from 5th to winning the league they surely must need quite a bit. Depends on whether you think there'll be a team capable of running away with it next year. I don't see a candidate for that.

Not sure I agree they need that much. A striker and a winger should do the job.

I mean, he could like playing for Spurs, and he's being offered great money. Which will be helpful if he ends up getting a career ending injury.

Who is the smug fella in the England shirt anyway?

fair point

My mate said that earlier this morning. Sorry kid.

This shit is definitely 4pm right? I've lost faith in BBC Sports

Reasonable.

Congratulations to the media for creating a frenzy around one particular sponsor of a football club. Intrigues me that people are classing this as their moral breaking point. Genuine question: Did Southampton get this much shit for wearing Friends Provident? Which, as far as I can tell, was essentially the same kind of loans, but in person? Friends Provident sounds so nice and classy though. WONGER DOT COM is scum