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Was really not a good idea to watch two hours of premier league classics before this.

Split screen of some charvers sat in the stands at Old Trafford, with all the audio being about this MOMENTOUS OCCASION. And then she apologized to arsenal fans.

Rebecca Lowe can eat my shit. Fucking NBC.

They popped in smashed some shit up and left. Probably well orchestrated. Makes a nice change to see fans actually do something… smart enough to get the fuck out quickly too.

Honestly Jenas' goldfish comment that draws so much ire is the only thing he's ever said of note.

That assist was almost Jonjo-esque

Why on earth did the keeper not take that?

Looks like the teams who have lost the least pts are Sheff Utd and, shockingly, us.

So this is re-calculated, removing all games they were involved in? Has anyone not lost any pts?

Googled... Turner aka tbs, "handed back the rights" last year.

Yeah. Paramount+ is a rebrand of CBS All Access, that no-one ever subscribed to. IDK for sure if all games are on the platform. In addition to that, one game will likely be on a free mexican channel each week, so you can still watch for free if you're happy to listen to spanish commentary. So not really a big money maker there. It went to CBS like half way through the season last year, because TBS/Bleacher Report just sacked it off. No idea why, just one week they decided it wasn't worth the bother. They also barely showed any games on an actual TV channel, just through their BRLive platform.

The champions league barely makes it on to TV over here. Other than the final. The rights have bounced around because no one watches. Perhaps that supports their desire for change idk. But either way, 2pm Wednesday isn’t exactly prime time.

He makes like 200m a second or something. There is no way that little shit is ever standing up for anything other than his own pocket.

Just seemed to be a lot of appearances for someone who was clearly not good enough to start for a PL side. I didn't mind him / thought there was potential, but 155 appearances? Both parties should've moved on about 80 appearances prior to that I reckon.

Certain players benefited from us going down. They garnered some level of forgiveness/usefulness by being reasonable in a shit league. I mean: Gouffran (127), Simpson (137), Anita (155!), Butt (173), all went back and forth between being total shit or exceptionally mediocre. Robbie Elliott managed 188 appearances for us, and quite obviously shouldn't have been with us 2nd time around. He seemed mediocre first time around but my memory is hazy of such a time.

Annihilate the training facilities and make the club something to be proud of behind the scenes. Create a youth program that isn't absolute dog shit. Do something to deify KK.

Aye we were at that point years ago. A bunch of us tried, everyone still went to the match. It's a lost cause. Soz.

A Stifler/neesy/Kane true crime podcast would certainly pique my interest

Never mind. Just read your original post. Obviously very tongue in cheek

Agreed. With the caveat that they'd still probably be saying he needs to move to a BIG CLUB even if Burnley made the CL.

This. I am both ambivalent and apathetic. Cheers for that Mike.

Well my stream must be 4 minutes behind. Fucksake.

It was a powerful video about Captain Tom, presented by some man saying POWERFUL things alongside it. It may even have been a poem, but I couldn't hear due to the the sound of my tears cascading down my face.

Same. Thought San Marino were looking threatening until I realized it was Raheem Sterling.

christ