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Phil Jones' most recent Instagram was from a Craig David gig man. Far, far worse. But no-one is talking about it cos he's a fucking cauc.

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING

What maintenance shit does he normally do like? Run stupid mysql cleanup scripts and reboot a server? Can't imagine Dave was capable of much more. Not the brightest lad after all.

They're just stupid fucks, much like everyone else. Especially young'uns. They basically have no requirement to grow up. Who gives a fuck. If anything it gives me a nice feeling of superiority knowing I'm not as thick as them. Which is handy given my immense physical/financial inferiority.

THIS website is VERY SLOW

attitude problems all of em. lingard pogba rashford lingard lukaku martial sterling. Fergie wouldn't put up with it. Hairdryers!

just a bit of snapchat banter, nothing to see here. quality content.

aye me either. mostly cos im watching on telemundo I think paraguay have a pen now, but i'm sure we'll have to watch a man look at the tv for a bit before we really know

so much fun tho innit, watching a man look at that screen, endless pens from pinball in the box. the beautiful game.

MIGGY JUST DIDDLED THEM ARL

I was very ready to argue with you and call you a cunt, but I just went to their website. Fucking heck. They clearly couldn't decide on a design so they went with all of them put together. [spoiler=eye AIDS]

Looks alright in that professionally taken photograph of a professional model. Bought ten of them.

aye but he's shit

They can't sign anyone, are changing manager, and Hazard is gonezo, he'll get some time.

Name a manager with as little experience as Frank Lampard that has succeeded in the PL, let alone at one of the top clubs. That's probably why! Eddie Howe

Badge color simplification = reduced costs. Mike wins again. Will be standard in years to come.

How can we play against ourselves?

... still a serious suggestion tho innit.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You asked if it was a serious suggestion. If a manager of a professional team has suggested it, I'd say that it was a serious suggestion. I don't really see the problem with suggesting smaller goals, given they're optimized for the men's game.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/22/chelsea-women-manager-emma-hayes-urges-goals-made-smaller-womens-game-9640291/ Chelsea manager seems to be all for it.

I think it will be more palatable to the masses when we hit the knockout stage. Higher skill level, more on the line etc. It's very frustrating watching poor nations misplace passes every two minutes.

When was it introduced? And have they taken steps to address this criticism? One thing I don't like is how long it takes, you're right, and you only see the two officials huddled around a monitor. Again, it didn't really affect my overall excitement of the game, it was a minor stoppage in play. In football, especially, watching teams like Stoke comes with far more stoppages and pain. I would say that the major difference is the importance of a goal in football vs scoring in basketball. The feeling of celebrating a goal in football really isn't mimicked in basketball unless you're in buzzer beater territory, at which point the VAR/stare at the monitor process is a little more palatable anyway. VAR in it's current implementation robs the fans of really feeling that rush after their team scores. Whether it's chalked off or not.

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It's absolutely fucking miserable in basketball man It takes them forever and then they have to fuck around with the clock as well.