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Well I didn't even see the poll until you mentioned it. Of course I voted No, but still.

3/10 The players we signed are fine for depth. I'd say maybe Kenedy is an exception to that, but he's on loan so if he's any good he won't be back anyway. We needed 2 top-half, likely 30m, players to show any intent. We didn't bother, we're happy trying to avoid relegation. We may have strengthened, but so has everyone else, so I'd argue that we've likely regressed, comparatively speaking.

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Plenty of time for Real to drop £100m on him

Team completed. This year's pointless theme will be to only sign players whose name start with an A. Captained by Alexander-Arnold.

Why is Clark going to be frozen out? Just seems apparent to me that Rafa doesn't want him to play cos he's not particularly good? Not sure he played a minute of football after Lejeune came back. Having him as the 1st backup at CB is undesirable.

I mean, Lejeune is crocked for the year, and Clark(NO E) is going to be frozen out. And Dummett has no legitimate backup. Also, we don't buy what is most necessary, we buy what we deem to be the best value.

WE TRIEEEEEED

I mean, this is what happens. He goes full cunt, then gives an inch of ground on the last couple of days of the window etc. Makes him look good after a prolonged period of awfulness. And is often followed by "didn't have enough time before window shut" and "next time we'll buy Messi" etc etc.

accidentally started the game in hard mode

I mean, dhgate is just a marketplace. It can, and most likely will, be equivalent quality to the real thing. But you're best doing your due diligence and making sure your seller has good reviews, and ideally the product too.

How do you know what people find enjoyable? For some little kids and grandads, it might be that one bit of quality time they spend together. A little 5 year old (lets call him George) probably isn't going to understand what's going on and their grandad might just want to enjoy the experience with his grandkid like he probably did with his when he was a kid. Poor little George may even have autism and need that routine with his grandad. Maybe his parents have just got divorced and every home game he spends with his Dad and he looks forward to it all week. But I'm guessing, I don't know his life. George will grow up and learn Ashley is a cunt in his own good time I'm sure, but at the mo he probably doesn't even know who he is. Worst thing I've ever read.

I feel like he's talking about supporting the team, not the regime.

Saw that yesterday, harsh as fuck. Blast it off a piece of metal from 6 yards away took a few shots in the face too.

the random guy who made up a twitter hashtag should've hired a large digital agency to help with his social media presence obviously

love it when unimpressive work credentials are used in forum arguments. LOVE IT

I stick by my words

applies to our entire strikeforce

Don't care if he wasn't amazing. At least he was endearing. Much more endearing than Mike's bank balance getting a bump.

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didn't read the username there, was about to at such a difficult choice

We do seem to sign a canny few handsome ones, like (no homo) Aye, Andy O'Brien was a stunner. nomalo tbh

I have no idea whether he'll be a success, so hopefully he surprises us, but it certainly seems like another try-hard striker with minimal ability to actually score. I see that Rafa wants a striker who works hard/brings others into play, but I'm going to go wild and guess that this fella wasn't exactly his #1 pick. Another depth option when we don't even have a worthy starting XI.

Depth. woo. Now what about the first team?

so inspirational