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There's no Wi-Fi at work http://i.imgur.com/svAbZ.jpg

Even though I've no great issue with youth players being loaned to shitter Prem clubs, there are enough teams kicking around to make it perfectly plausible to ban loans within the division, because of ridiculous loans like Ade & all the other highly paid Man City fringe players.

I really tried my best, but I just couldn't achieve the same level of smug. Sorry lads. I'm also in the toilets, which didn't really help me get into the role.

Wouldn't want him back. Want actual professional athletes on the squad, not overpriced drunken thugcunts.

Fuck you dick face, not going to be giggling when I tear you a new hole on Fifa tonight. Bouncin' from work in 5. Maybe be back around 10. I can refer you to my average commute spreadsheet, but the sample so far is only 5 days, so the average isn't really reliable yet. Oh, and Haris hates Bosnia and Barca.

Yeah Dino, the fuck do you know, shut your pie hole

Fuck do I care? The lad's Slovenian ¡Hala Madrid!

HA He hates Barca! Sweet. Stick that in your Bosnian Pipe DINO.

War is not a kickabout.

Right, let's get this straight: no-one wears bibs.

I think it'll be before then sadly :'(

The goals column is daunting

Ugh. If he succeeds there I won't be pleased.

Sign him up then get rid on Jan 30th for 36k

Sudan & St.Lucia both managed to enter invalid votes.

I don't think there's a non NUFC player I love more than Thierry. The day he went to Barca

He's still a perfectly skilled player, but it's just so far from what he used to be, given he used his burst of pace so effectively. He just doesn't have that any more, and he hasn't showed much willingness to really change up his game/position.

Arms

Pretty sure they'd be more furious if they got relegated... Blackburn & Wigan must go for me. Don't really care about the rest. Aston Villa aren't THAT far away, so that'd be a nice treat.

UH OH!

That should've been a pen too like

haha.. this game...

What the fuck? Savic and Zabaleta for Johnson and Silva? He's given up?