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It's a similar conundrum when Loven/Shola/Best & Ranger are all fit.

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Aye but surely that naked Paraguay fan woman has got to do something awesome now. Something mind blowing.

Sounders striker seems to get a lot of plaudits. Not that I can remember his name. It'd only be worth stealing youth.

Referring to him as a WUM would connote that there was some level of intelligence in his ramblings. I can't sign up to that.

The Football League team owners have voted to reduce the amount of subs from 7 to 5. I don't get it. Not one bit. This is gonna do my head in on FM.

You're a cockney, you don't know shit about our local rivalry. Jog on.

There was no wank. Storing it up for tomorrow.

Ffs I went to bed five minutes ago at 3-0. Wankers

Goals are overrated

Definitely seems like it was worth all the travel for this one like

Michael Owen 1-0 CUNT

The DOOP music is awesome. It's completely ridiculous, somewhat intentionally. Philly are one of the few MLS sides who actually have some soul tbh, the music is a little tongue in cheek.

I think it's more that a) they don't care and b) they're not match fit.

There is a D next to Jonas. Fucking Maradona. I fucking hate Diego Maradona.

Lovenkrands?! ffs. How the fuck is that gonna work... Is Tiote just going to do Central Midfield on his own then?

Ah, the old 10 men tactic, that'll confuse 'em.

Well Im watching Everton vs Philadelphia Union. C'MANNN Philly...

They have a .cat domain? Cunts.

Shola in a Bowler needs to be immortalised in this thread. http://yfrog.com/kfunsfhj

"I'm from Chicago so it was pretty easy to get here" Eight and a half hour drive. He could've flown, but it's America, so he probably drove. In his F150/Mustang/Hummer.

the notion of staying up that late just to refresh Lee Ryder's twitter page is making me laugh rather vociferously.

nar there shit man sunderland is gan doon

Do you ever try and plan it when Newcaslte have to two back to back home games in the space of a week? I've managed to arrange my week-long trip back to the UK so that it overlaps with one of the few periods in the season where we have 2 away games in a row. Fuck you calendar, fuck you.

Well I disagree with both points there.