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I personally guarantee that he will not get injured against Chile.

Not being 3pm on a Saturday normally increases the chance of it being on TV in the States. How many overlapping games are there? Any? UEFA teams in this round = Tottenham, Fulham, Stoke. Tottenham already overlaps, 13:30 on Sunday on Sky. West Brom v Stoke is the other game. Basically, Fox Soccer Channel & Fox Soccer Plus will probably show two games at this time. I assume we'll be on Fox Soccer Plus, with Tottenham on FSC. Edit again: currently they are scheduled to show Nottingham Forest v West Ham United on FS+, and Tottenham vs City on FSC. We'll see. We were scheduled to be televised on it's original slot on FS+

ESPN Goals: http://www.espn.co.uk/espn/sport/site/goals.html See goals, like, fast after they've happened and shit. Apart from 3pm Saturday. Then you see them at 5:15pm.

I call bullshit.

Anyone posted... Man Utd's Bebe out for six months with cruciate injury Manchester United's on-loan winger Bebe could be sidelined for six months after tearing his anterior cruciate ligament playing for Portugal under-21s. The 21-year-old joined United from Vitoria de Guimaraes for £7.4m in 2010, but has played only seven first-team games for the Premier League champions. In June United agreed a one-season loan deal for the player with Besiktas. The Turkish club have contacted United to discuss where the operation on his left knee should take place. Bebe was injured playing for Portugal under-21s in Slovakia on Tuesday night. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/14473711.stm I'm assuming Man Utd would've been hoping for a good period at Besiktas followed by a £3ish sale. Not looking great.

Ba Best Shola Lovenkrands Ranger Is probably Pardew's pecking order up-front. Until he is 5th, he should get a new contract. Whether that's through new signings, Ranger coming good, or Peter Lovenkrands showing some ability for the first time his career. A nice little plus with the contract is the Sammy effect. I'm absolutely certain that Sammy will want him at NUFC, so this will no doubt keep his morale up. Could be the next Ferdinand, or Cole or Shearer or something. Or maybe even the next Ameobi.

Oh god imma be sick

Do you want to keep Lovenkrands? He is my least favorite of the strikers, but if we don't sign anyone, then yes, unfortunately I do.

Nearly 1 goal per 3 games last season... not a bad record.

If we signed 2 or 3 top strikers, maybe he should go... but we haven't, so he has a place in the squad.

It's really saying something about your fishing attempts when no-one within the Newcastle Online community is stupid enough to bite.

A question: Do you think Shola Ameobi is the worst striker in the NUFC squad? I don't. Therefore he should not leave.

I'm sure during Bobby's tenure he signed a contract at some point... were you scared about our direction then? Shola is a useful member of our arsenal and will forever be NUFC. Shola 4 Life.

Joint Premier/Football League statement: "with info currently available ... no reason to think any matches outside London will be affected" Wonder how many more threads I can paste this in.

Cabaye's job is to stand beside the opposition goal and do lunges to distract their keeper.

He's not pulling in the right direction man.

lols Stupid England.

Krul Saylor Colo Tiote Raylor Ben Arfa Marveaux Ferguson Obertan Jonas Ba

He's s****. You're shite. Shola IS NUFC He's a club legend, like it or not. http://www.stockphotopro.com/photo-thumbs-2/stockphotopro_5182603LCA_0580013598.jpg Hughie Gallacher, Jackie Milburn, Andrew Cole, Alan Shearer, Foluwashola Ameobi

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At the moment: Harper Tavernier Williamson Kadar Ferguson Barton Guthrie Abeid Gosling Best Ameobi THAT bad? I do fully expect us to sign at least 1 player before the season starts, 2 if Obertan is one of them. With the exception of the midfield, that's pretty f'n awful like Need fullbacks. Need a striker.

Will NO ever return from Suicide Watch? It's getting pretty depressing. This signing is a good signing IMO. It's an upgrade on Routledge, nowt more. Gives us real depth in the position. The problem is with the lack of depth elsewhere, and what seems like pretty dire prioritization. This isn't Obertan's fault. Unfortunately we don't know what signings are coming (if any), it's not something any of us have a crystal ball for, so I shall hold off till Sept 1st, and will then inevitably release my rage on an unsuspecting wing mirror when we've got rid of Jose, replaced him with Ian Harte and signed no one else.

Dj campbell has gone to QPR, so the ladder to Carlton cole does not have many remaining rungs

San Diego Flash having a open trial tomorrow if anyone fancies a kick about.

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