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I think it's a shite idea to be selling Kevin Nolan for team spirit reasons and because of his goals from midfield last season... but he did reject a contract and I definitely see a point in the coming season where we'll have a midfield in which I see no place for him. I'm torn.

You see, I knew he was fucking good, he just has no fucking bottle when it comes to the big time... like Hull. Get some fucking balls Jozy.

I'm tuned in. Lets go... ugh, U S A.

oh my lolz

But 1 and 2 should be battling it out rather than anything being set in stone.

Because they've already decided whatever happens, they will find a way to complain about it and relate it back to the priceless super striker that is Andrew Carroll.

All but confirms Benzema's imminent arrival on Tyneside.

They might have done that even if we'd kept Carroll or bought Gameiro. Nah, Carroll would've played upfront on his own for all 38 games, scored 100 goals and cured cancer.

ah the good old 20 goal guarantee, it's been a while.

I believe that has already been recommended to him on Twitter.

Sammy Ameobi is going to be rollerblading in Central Park NYC Today. I was in NYC about a week ago. If I had known this was going to happen, I would've delayed my trip.

What a cunt

I get it.

Summer isn't really very descriptive about the fact that the season is not currently... On.

not-currently-in-season-time

Surely the point of doing it would start off at surviving and then progress from there? Theyve had enough in the way of transfer fees to start pushing on a bit by now. Then again, they did waste a chunk on Boselli.

Courting bids for your star player. You can see where his priorities lie.

People in Spain are inconsiderate cunts?

+ the $70k per week

Square to shoot, x to pass, r2 to run faster. That's all we know.

Higuain would be nice. Or maybe Del Piero.

GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL CZE 2-1 UKR Mexican twats

Looks like I've gotta watch this on ESPN Deportes. Getting pretty tired of Spanish commentary and awful quality picture.

Roberto Baggio

Lollllll