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SEMTEX

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    Women's football

    lols, horrible OG by brazil defender. SLICE. Also, lols that my gf rushed to take a pre-match shower, missing the first 5 mins of the game.
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    MLS

    Well Beckham just scored directly from a corner, fucking useless MLS defenders. Low towards front post, nee fucker touched it. Gol.
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    Sunderland...

    Or a condom machine in Sunderland, even. Just as much chance of it getting used. Sorry lads, the word yer looking for is convent. A nunnery is a whore house unless my Shakespeare is wrong. first time i've ever heard it used like that. always been an alternative name for a convent as far as i'm aware. In that case maybe my Shakespeare is wrong... nun·ner·y/ˈnən(ə)rē/ Noun: A building in which nuns live as a community; a convent.
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    Twitter

    Sammy_Ameobi Samuel Ameobi Thought I'd try something new this season...they actually melt on my feet! Yes or no? yfrog.com/kgcqkzsj yfrog.com/kfa0dqj
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    New NUFC away strip

    piece of shit monitor
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    New NUFC away strip

    actually, fuck that, sd.com claims them to be NAVY? EH?
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    New NUFC away strip

    Look pretty black to me... it's just a different type of material... defs black like... probs
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    New NUFC away strip

    You've probably been 10mph slower because you've not been utilizing the space-age aerodynamic properties instilled in the Puma SpeedSock™
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    Sunderland...

    FUCK he looks good there. The different tones of grey are a masterstroke. And that watch. Sexy fucking cunt.
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    Sunderland...

    It's nice to call a spade a spade every so often. Even if that spade is trolling for you to get angry and call him a complete and utter spade.
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    New NUFC away strip

    F*** me!! Do those socks really have R and L written on them to make sure you put them on the right feet? It seems they do! Since when does it matter which sock goes on which foot!? NEW PUMA SOCK TECHNOLOGY!?!? AWESOME
  12. Am content with that payment for Routledge. I don't think he offers much more than Ferguson, or at least, I'm willing to give Ferguson the nod based upon what he may become. We all know Wayne has settled at his level of Championship God/Premiership Benchy, no point in entertaining him anymore. If I were him, I'd just settle with destroying teams in the Championship, it's gotta feel better than warming the bench in the Prem. Even if Mowen disagrees.
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    Copa América

    Well that Bolivian man just did a Stevie T.
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    Copa América

    What a jip. I'd never found Telefutura on my FIOS because it's not available in HD. Fuck off.
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    Twitter

    WayneRoutledge Wayne Routledge So he thinks he can come beat me at fifa! At my house? Haha #noCheik http://lockerz.com/s/117954893
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    MLS

    He's pretty shit, but it'd be nice to have a left-back. http://www.brotherlygame.com/2011/7/7/2264561/jordan-harvey-philadelphia-union-vancouver-whitecaps-allocation-money The Philadelphia Union have traded starting left back Jordan Harvey to the Vancouver Whitecaps for an undisclosed amount of allocation money. Harvey, who has started almost every single game in Union history, was a member of the Union's vaunted defensive back four. So far into 2011, the Union have given up only 16 goals, which puts them as the second best defense in terms of goals against.
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    Copa América

    Thanks to this I've just checked out highlights from other games, incl. Bolivia x Argentina... Banega's work on the post is masterful, he puts Dyer to shame.
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    Copa América

    Interesting. Could be useful if the missus moans anyway. Ta.
  19. I want to be rich enough to buy the real ball without blinking an eye. One day my son, one day.
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    Copa América

    nah, they just talk so fucking much, and the GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL for 15 minutes after each goal is just repugnant.
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    Copa América

    ugh. Univision is fine to find, but when it's on ESPN Deportes or one of these other Spanish equivalent channels, it takes me weeks to get down there, and I have to raft through all of the forbidden expensive porno too. I'm a bit upset that US TV has no babestation equivalent mind you.
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