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Or Barton CABAYE BARTON

Player being free means fuck all about their ability. He's proven to be a perfectly good striking option. Good signing

fucking awesome. STOLEN

We sold him. Of course we didn't want him that much. He's not exactly a world beater, so I'm not surprised.

Oh wells. I don't mind this transfer, but I don't love it. That kind of contract is insane though. I wish him luck. Though I definitely don't wish West Ham any luck. Hopefully he bangs in 40 but they keep James Tompkins, which should balance the books.

I'm very happy with this signing. Would like another 1st choice striker, preferably a smaller, faster type... then I'd be about content with our striking options. Though we need to offload shittenkrands obviously.

Consider Cabaye as the replacement. Done.

At least the forum can agree on the undeniable shitness of James Perch.

FFS it's been multiple minutes since Colocho's CAPS, where's my sauce!?

Perhaps kill yourself... Pardew sympathizer You win this round Ethi. Quite the play.

Not sure I can take all this world-class sarcasm. Chicago has the best sarcasm in the world and Roy's sarcasm is second-to-none.

Why should he shut up? He's being jerked around as much as anyone! Perhaps because he's on an extortionate amount of money to behave professionally? Don't waste your time. She's in Joey the reformed church. Unprofessional in the extreme. He's a prat. Always was, always will be. Yeah cos no-one ever changes! Oh hang on, I'm wasting my breath. You're in the "Joey's a c***" camp. I can only conclude you don't have a job if you think that's an acceptable way to behave. What has my employment status got to do with anything? Do you not fancy just heading straight into the personal insults this time? Easing yourself in gently today? Right, no-one gives a shit whether you're on the dole or not, but the point is quite clear that it's not an acceptable way to behave in any job. Most people would be out the door for acting in the manner Joey has acted. http://www.boxofficefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rafa-facts.jpg FACT

He probably doesn't give a shit what the management think, but he certainly does his best to let the world know how much he cares about NUFC, and his is not helping NUFC in any way.

Aye, he's welcome to be annoyed, but you don't fucking shout it to the world. If I behaved in the same manner I'd be fired. It's so counter-productive. Dumb fuck.

Come on man Wullie. As far as the national press, etc. were concerned, upto now this was simply "Nolan having medical with West Ham". Now all of a sudden, Sky Sports News are reporting "Barton, Jose Enrique & Jonas next" on the back of one sentence. The man is thick as mince. You say "Come on man" as if you're hoping that he'll eventually show some reason? I'd give up the fight if I were you.

I think it's a shite idea to be selling Kevin Nolan for team spirit reasons and because of his goals from midfield last season... but he did reject a contract and I definitely see a point in the coming season where we'll have a midfield in which I see no place for him. I'm torn.

You see, I knew he was fucking good, he just has no fucking bottle when it comes to the big time... like Hull. Get some fucking balls Jozy.

I'm tuned in. Lets go... ugh, U S A.

oh my lolz

But 1 and 2 should be battling it out rather than anything being set in stone.

Because they've already decided whatever happens, they will find a way to complain about it and relate it back to the priceless super striker that is Andrew Carroll.

All but confirms Benzema's imminent arrival on Tyneside.

They might have done that even if we'd kept Carroll or bought Gameiro. Nah, Carroll would've played upfront on his own for all 38 games, scored 100 goals and cured cancer.

ah the good old 20 goal guarantee, it's been a while.

I believe that has already been recommended to him on Twitter.