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Note to foreigners: I'm not actually aroused by Gareth Southgate. The comment was made in jest. And it was made faster than Mole.

speak for yourself mate

all absolutely thick as mince

bottled spending his career at a doomed club with nee players and a spineless cunt of an owner

Ordered my beret and onion necklace via Prime Now. Can't take the risk with two-day shipping. vive le france, allez les bleus, le football arrive dans la maison

Yup. Starting to think all these foreigners are just thick as fuck. Brexit seems more appealing by the minute.

Their comments have no purpose other than to cause offence? Bunch of bellends.

Probably just a lot more tempting to fight at home in Spain than in Newcastle tbh. Can't blame him for preferring to go home, it's not like we're a very sexy project to be involved with. Rafa is the only saving grace and god knows how long he'll be around.

I mean, unless something major changes I assume he just sees out this year then fucks off.

Obviously they were desperate to sign another starlet from Forest after Oliver Burke's roaring success.

On the plus side though, continued use of Mr Kennedy stuff makes me happy. Randy Orton won't be happy tho.

Pleased we'll have him at our disposal, but a loan with no option is just sad. If we want to just tread water and exist in the PL, might as well just become the new Vitesse and just play with Chelsea's 2nd team. Might even finish above Chelsea if Conte stays.

7ry1ng to be 7upport1ve and all. I welcome your support Flip. Thank you for your service.

some random suburban pub at 2pm on a wednesday

It's tempting, but I think I'll wait for the DVD.

I've mostly been trying to think of ways of using lines from the song as a facebook status, but none of them seem adequately Im14AndThisIsDeep

Bollocks. London clubs pay more seeing as it costs 2 grand a month to live in a shed, here. Its well known Northern clubs have had to pay more to get bigger players. Foreign players mostly, as they have more amenities available, don't think British players are as bothered. I think plenty of British players are bothered, but I think it's more the ones who have never spent more than 10 minutes in Newcastle that just assume it's a barren wasteland full of dole monkeys and bh home bargains's's. Basically they think the North is just an array of Sunderlands. I really don't agree, most Brits from other parts of the country see Newcastle as the premier northern city, the sunderlands and middlesbroughs are like the bogs and marshes on the way. Or maybe that's just my perception, I always thought we were a little bit special and everyone else saw us like Kevin Keegan did. I mean, not to be harsh, but I think this is one of the reasons for the deluded geordie stereotype. I don't believe people who have spent little time up here think that Newcastle is special in any way. It's just a norvern town really far away from everything. Especially for those who were born in London.

time to own them white socks imo. They're mackem bashin' socks.

Bollocks. London clubs pay more seeing as it costs 2 grand a month to live in a shed, here. Its well known Northern clubs have had to pay more to get bigger players. Foreign players mostly, as they have more amenities available, don't think British players are as bothered. I think plenty of British players are bothered, but I think it's more the ones who have never spent more than 10 minutes in Newcastle that just assume it's a barren wasteland full of dole monkeys and bh home bargains's's. Basically they think the North is just an array of Sunderlands.

Why don't we just loan him. Might as well get Van Ginkel and BATS too.

This is a good signing. But it's a drop in the ocean.

Seems to me like this leaked in a manner that was advantageous to the player getting a deal at Gladbach. ... Who is his agent?

some bellend just texted me saying he didn't know I played for Sunderland cunt. Phone doesn't recognise the number either, so not sure how to berate them.

I mean, he just signed for West Ham. His career is definitely over.

s'fair... but KK