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aye but their reserve keeper isn't that good

Yeah, that's me too. Plus I have obligatory support of England and Australia. I kinda think the US should back England this time round. We now have a legit royal hook-up, plus our team is full of mediocre cloggers too. lol. Why the fuck do you support an English team then? Get the fuck out. Go support the Rochester Rhinos or some shit.

England?

Clive Dendoncker Would be fucking class if this was the actual way that names were defined. Like Icelandic, but 100% more awesome.

Probably because our centre backs are that bad.

Ahh good old international quality. I think about 15% of the England squad are "international quality".

Because the football is joyless and he's a fat obnoxious bellend, he never builds up any goodwill with his employers that you might get when being perceived to be building something, playing football on the deck or being a decent person who accepts responsibility. Ehhh. It's Everton. Martinez's tenure was slightly livelier than Moyes' but i've never associated them with "fun to watch" tbh. I'm strictly talking about footballing reasons here, not the fact he's a turd golem btw. I get and agree with that. They should just be careful what they wish for. Aye but they have money to spend now. Time to build a legacy innit. You want Sam running that show?

Glenn Murray could do a job on the wing imo

POOR BABY NORWAY DOESNT GET A WORLD CUP SHIRT WHAT A SHAME watch you fucken mouth insulting a hummel m8

casual

Time to go buy a Fulham kit then I guess.

I'm very confused. Already googling rules. Commentator barely commenting on it too.

Didn't realise John Terry still existed

hummel

I'm assuming these people are receiving rejection phone calls and then they start telling people.

nsis

Ban extended, he’s out of the WC. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44115062 Must be absolutely pig sick. Waits his whole career to get to a WC and now it's stolen away from him just cos the lad likes a bosh of coke? Harsh AF.

Looking solely at those stats I'd only take him above Henderson. With a broader view, I'd have taken him above Wilshire and Livermore as well as he offers something different. You'd only take him ahead of England's most consistent midfielder, an ever-present in a team that's in the Champions League final and will be probably going for the title next season? Dier and Henderson shouldn't be on there tbf, goals and assists aren't what they're about. His point was how misleading the stats were for players like Hendo, no?? And that you need more than just stats... edit: I guess not. stupid tom

Quarterbacks don't need to run

well thats the stupidest fucking dive ive ever seen

also, we had 1 pen all season ffs

Depends where Salah plays I guess. He's a dedicated forward IMO. Also surprised Rooney has 10, thought he'd been shit. 5 have been pens, if that allows you to revert back to your previous opinion. He also missed 3 pens.

Of course Mike will no doubt have some arbitrary policy about getting rid of 2 keepers, 3 youth players, a janitor and a tea lady before he'll sanction a goalkeeper signing.

Would definitely sign him for the money. Not sure he's going to be a world beater, but when you look at the glaring flaws of the rest of our army of goalkeepers, it's a no brainer.

Fagner. heh