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I'm not saying that using him as sub, will turn him into a starter. Just that he can be effective as that sub. No need to spend £20 million on that sub. AND I'M SAYING, THAT USING HIM AS A SUB IS THE WORST WAY TO USE HIM AND I'D RATHER WE SOLD HIM AND USED ARMA OR SOMETHING. HE'S A SHIT SUB.

I do not believe that us winning a game by a few goals is going to help him find his shooting boots. I don't think there is a solution other than him starting every damn game. And I'm not sure that's a risk I want us to take anymore. Saying that, we'll sign nee fucker, so given the options, I would prefer he just started every damn game.

I reckon it'd be better to have a sub who was fast and could score too.

I'm all for shitting on our players and division, but I think I've come to the realisation that most everyone is shit. All the good and/or promising players are in the top 4-6 teams in every division. 10th place in Spain have the following strikeforce: Sergi Enrich Kike Charles They've scored 41 goals this season. Those players have 3/7/7 goals respectively. Eeeryone is shit apart from the big money lads. (And I agree with Gayle, but I would probably get rid on the basis of him being a confidence player. I don't think he'll ever be starting week-in week-out, so he's pretty useless to us)

It's difficult at the best of time, but changing pace into being an England fan right now seems exceptionally unattractive. Not that NUFC are actually good, but the Rafa/Gareth juxtaposition is just hard to get past. Time to go buy some tiny St Georges and stick em to everything I own. That'll get me in the spirit.

I'm sure there are all sorts of existing bonuses. But we're already asleep. An extra six million quid between them would probably help wake a few people up.

If this fella had any sense he'd be offering some mega bonus based upon Sunday's result.

new stadium, will probably regenerate themselves a bit for a year or two

perez deciding to be a blocker rather than run with the ball

eee I wouldn't mind seeing the toon in baby pink I must admit.

good work from murphy, shite finish, divvnt let it get you down marra

RIP Kenedy

20 minutes for jakey to impress / look scared

There's plenty reason for optimism imo. We've been the better side here against one of the countries best teams for a start. a) pointless game for us and we've lost 3 in a row and are owned by mike ashley b) it was a JOKE ffs

how in the fucking tits

Not much reason for optimism right now with the toon, so I'm shifting my thinking on to the summer, and England's world cup dream.

I guess my stream is slow. Fuck.

why did Gayle just watch that cross come in? It was floaty light, he could've at least fucking tried.

Canny ball by Mooy and good composure from the French sounding fella after getting clattered.

DORTY MOUSSA

back foot football

I'm not convinced Harry Winks actually exists

I'm sure Huddersfield will annihilate this team of rezzies like Caballero Azpilicueta Christensen Rüdiger Zappacosta Fàbregas Kanté Alonso Willian Pedro Morata

Aye. Plus, if we sold them, it'd pay for our whole fucking squad about 5 times over. DEBT FREE!

selfish bastad