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I didn't realise it was Northern and Southern. And we still managed to get away to Nottingham

meta af, us

Don't agree with any of that. Massive heel turn by Caulkin. Err lads, I think he's being sarcastic? WHOOSH!

Fine They're so good that people can't spell their name properly. They're just a Spanish Everton.

They're so big that people can't spell their name properly. They're just a Spanish Everton.

why isn't Griezmann man enough to play for one of the good teams in europe

Absolute weirdo You'd do the same if you had to deal with the toilet stalls over here.

I always shit at home

I mean, 10 lessons please! [/disco]

Yes, now fuck off back to your hole.

Aye unless there is some logic to it that I'm not seeing, it feels daft and needlessly harsh. Although I guess it gets the message across. Rafa can be cutthroat AF at times.

Does he need to be in the squad, given his age? Obviously the lack of number isn't a good sign, but he could technically still play again, no?

relegation 6 pointer

wish you'd disappear and join a cult

It gets bumped because people enjoy talking about him. Your face is irrelevant.

sooo manquillo ey

Wonder when Yedlin plans to wake up

I mean, he's going to see out his contract and leave. Everyone knows this. He will talk afterwards.

Well I didn't even see the poll until you mentioned it. Of course I voted No, but still.

3/10 The players we signed are fine for depth. I'd say maybe Kenedy is an exception to that, but he's on loan so if he's any good he won't be back anyway. We needed 2 top-half, likely 30m, players to show any intent. We didn't bother, we're happy trying to avoid relegation. We may have strengthened, but so has everyone else, so I'd argue that we've likely regressed, comparatively speaking.

New Gamez

Plenty of time for Real to drop £100m on him

Team completed. This year's pointless theme will be to only sign players whose name start with an A. Captained by Alexander-Arnold.

Why is Clark going to be frozen out? Just seems apparent to me that Rafa doesn't want him to play cos he's not particularly good? Not sure he played a minute of football after Lejeune came back. Having him as the 1st backup at CB is undesirable.