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Bitch.

http://www.picscrazy.com/image/BlackPuma.jpg Upon reading Wiki... It seems there are black versions of many a cat, but no proven black versions of ze puma/cougar.

How the fudge do you manage to dislocate your shoulder unless you're playing some form of sport? (Or climbing on shit when you're drunk)

If the Pumas are gold, the numbers will definitely be gold tbh. MINT :celb: :celb:

That imscouting link is just mind-boggling.

Think Birmingham paid to loan him, so they have a right to keep him if they choose. and like city need the money. for how much they got it would have been insurance in case of this. to leave yourselves with only 2 keepers in their position (financially and going for a champs league spot) is pretty stupid. Like I asked earlier, is it good for the game for clubs to have three decent keepers at the top club with one having no chance of playing? As that is what would happen without the insurance. Nielsen sounds like our Caig, there so we can play a reserve game. The rules are there unopposed by the Premier League clubs. As pointed out by NUT and myself other clubs have used it in the past, and will do so again. No-one is disputing the fact that other clubs have used the rule in the past. It's more the fact that if they have several keepers to pick from it's not that much of an emergency. If they had NO keepers then obviously they should be allowed to bring someone in. It's the fact they don't want to play any of the keepers they do have available. That will be the case every time an emergency keeper has been requested. I'm sure Everton had a 16 year old who could play in net when they got Westerveld in. Thems the rules.

Canny match like. Can't see Sheff Wed beating Palace tbh.

Palace seriously need to keep their composure. What the fuck is the point in risking suspension for the Sheff Wed game?!

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*unshocked*

The MEN website says Gonzalez has a groin injury.

Who the fuck is that Gonzalez fella, he doesn't even have a squad number according to WIKI!

£4 a day. Shove your index up your arse. It works out at only 27p per day if you become a full member. Not to mention the high quality Parker Pen that you get free of charge (£2.50 P&P).

I'm sorry but if you're not a member the SPSS you don't get access to the stats. Full membership is £10 a month, or £100 for the whole year. A 24-hour access code is £4. If you take out the 12 month plan, you get a free Parker Pen (£2.50 P&P). http://www.newellcocgpp.com/b2b/ImageLibrary/Products/Parker/Jotter/Stainless%20Steel/P_JOTTER_SS_BP_HI.jpg

It's the same kit as they've had for the rest of the season, they just change sponsor for nearly every game.

This. Last day shenanigans are always fun. Aye there a laugh a fucking minute..... I've never paid that much attention to the Villa Sob on the Tyne shit as I just put it down to the loud minority being a bunch o'cunts. However, it seems a rather large amount of people are enjoying our relegation a little too much for my liking. Villa have dropped a few places on the Semtex Preferred Premier League Clubs Index (SPPLCI).

Absolutely this. Can't believe Citeh has the nerve to make the request in the first place or that the FA hasn;t already sent back a "NO" in response. Why would it be? They have 1 keeper, they need an additional for the bench (even tho the additional will blatantly be better than Nielsen) Every other team who have requested emergency loans for keepers seem to have got the loan, why shouldn't City? People are just saying No because it's City.

That's just another mockup. And one of the shitter ones at that. I'm not saying that it's impossible that the kit will look like that, but there's no reason why it should be that one above the billlllllions of other mockups we've seen. I want a leaked photo, then maybe I'll start believing.

Probably nearer £25m including January transfers.

The arms on that away kit are a bit interesting like

It helps with 9 league penalties A goal is a goal. It is, but ultimately if you're using that stat to try and prove how good a player is in general, penalties definitely have less worth than other goals.

Huth - erm, not so well. 7-0. And he gave a pen away. Ballack did fine without being all that noticeable.

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Should've let Kalou take it, they're clearly gonna win ffs BLAKELEY BLEAKLEY