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Mint finish to the game. Loved how we pushed on and didn't look scared when we were 1 up. Makes a fucking change.

6-0 win

yo'u nee'd t'o sor't thos'e apostrophe's ou't mat'e

Has Gazza spent time at Her Majesty's pleasure before?

He was saying those were the nicer places.

Did he? Tbf that is good a thing as most people from G-Head usually pop along to court in the best tracksuit which is usally the Lacoste one. Have you ever been to Gateshead? I don't own a tracksuit and haven't bought anything lacoste for about 12 years. Lots of posters on here will also live in Gateshead or come from Gateshead and won't like the sterotype/dissing of their town. Gateshead is fucking horrible for the most part though. No it isn't, parts of Newcastle, Sunderland, North and South Tyneside are far far worse. I've lived in Gateshead for 42 years and wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

Did he? Tbf that is good a thing as most people from G-Head usually pop along to court in the best tracksuit which is usally the Lacoste one. Have you ever been to Gateshead? I don't own a tracksuit and haven't bought anything lacoste for about 12 years. Lots of posters on here will also live in Gateshead or come from Gateshead and won't like the sterotype/dissing of their town. If you're gonna live down South and support the toon, you have to be able to take the insults I'm afraid. Filthy Cockney.

That thread is amazing. The OP is clearly a mong, and all the other mackems know it. My favourite response is...

Why. WHY!? Why the hell did he punch the ball out of the air?!

This is easy. (Higgers 3-1)

You'd expect so, when both teams are Madrid.

Yeah, Shabby Alonso.

What the fuck did you expect, I've watched it for about 15 minutes in total and it's been all Madrid, even if they have managed to fuck up every chance.

¡¡Hala Madrid!!

How did that not go in.

Useless mackems. 2-0.

And if you are in that group of 'unsure' people, hurry up. Need money via paypal in the next day or 2.

police dont want trouble or something id say, not that theres much to be worried about imo, not like blackburn have fans Burnley/Blackburn is one of the worst derbies for trouble. I'm surprised people don't seem to know this. hasnt been many if any during my brief time on this earth and i dont care enough about either club to look it up Thiiiiis

Blackburn hit bar and imo ball went over line. Not given though.

Blatantly DC imo. West coast is lame. Plus Galaxy is such a boringly obvious choice due to Beckham/Donovan, and their kit isn't nearly as nice as DC's.

Twatted in. 4-0.

And now they've a pen to make it 4 maybe.

KC 3-0 up vs DC United Massively outclassing them from what I've seen.

I guess I could always get a Holland Jersey with John #9 on the back. But then people will just think I'm called John, as that's a lot more likely than Collins John getting a Holland Cap.

That Mapp fellah has fucking awful hair. Almost a fantastic goal there if the ball was just a smidge lower.