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"Trinny & Susannah rating (as imagined by Sportsmail)" They're faking a trinny & susannah rating. Jesus.

Exactly whereabouts is that wall. I will go there.

Free stadium tour. Also, discount if you have a ST.

Sounds deserved tbh

Aye which is why a mass roll call seems necessary!

Last minute withdrawals aren't good for squad harmony.

I don't think I'm gonna wake up in 7 hrs like. Body rejects the notion.

Dunno if you can play for us then minimum height is 6ft. I'm fine putting six past you while wearing a blue t-shirt tbh. No you are not. We'll play like a Redknapp team - nine massive guys with 2 little flair players. I'm like Jermain Defoe, but without the finishing. If you've got his pace that'll do. I've got a percentage of his pace... Which percentage 5 or 95? Somewhere in the teens.

Dunno if you can play for us then minimum height is 6ft. I'm fine putting six past you while wearing a blue t-shirt tbh. No you are not. We'll play like a Redknapp team - nine massive guys with 2 little flair players. I'm like Jermain Defoe, but without the finishing. If you've got his pace that'll do. I've got a percentage of his pace...

Dunno if you can play for us then minimum height is 6ft. I'm fine putting six past you while wearing a blue t-shirt tbh. No you are not. We'll play like a Redknapp team - nine massive guys with 2 little flair players. I'm like Jermain Defoe, but without the finishing.

Dunno if you can play for us then minimum height is 6ft. I'm fine putting six past you while wearing a blue t-shirt tbh.

I like this quite alot.

MLS Philly 2010 will be announced the Philadelphia team today, strong rumours of the name being Philadelphia Union, with blue and gold colouring. http://media.philly.com/images/300*305/20090508_inq_skick08z-a.JPG I like the logo and the colours but not sure about the name tbh. Some constitutional mumbo-jumbo is given as reasoning. http://www.philly.com/inquirer/front_page/20090508_Philadelphia_MLS_team_named_Union.html Hopefully they're not emblazoned with a massive BEST BUY sponsor across the front, we'll see at 4:30pm BST! WOOOO. go team.

Yeah I'm not so sure on this one... I'm a solid 5ft 6, so probably won't be towering over many.

I've not drank more than a pint for about 2 months. All because of this match. Also, I'm fully intending to do crack for the first time, to see if it makes me more composed in front of goal.

What a fantastic bunch of players to model a new kit. Who needs a page 3 model to show off your new threads when you can get Rory Delap to use his sex face and sell MILLIONS of new kits to all the brooding young ladies out there.

Agree with Dave on this one, to an extent. Leaving 15 minutes early does take the piss a little. I understand 5 minutes or so, as people do actually have lives outside of football. However in a majorly important game (i.e. tonight), it'd confound me to the MAX. But perhaps more pertinent is my indifference to the whole subject when compared with the monumentally masseev match we have tonight.

Telling the opposition of a weakness in your knee, then in the same sentence issuing a threat... you'll fit in with the red team just fine. We've signed Ledley King?

took freekicks on a field with my mother kicking the ball back over the bar everytime

There will be a new away kit in september. This really isn't that hard... EVERY YEAR the away kit and third kit are changed. EVERY 2nd YEAR the home kit is changed.

Kit ready. http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/2706/photoh.jpg

Sounds fine with me tbh... Assuming we're talking AC

I'm just waiting for her to do like Rihanna You're waiting for Chris Brown to smash her face in?

I want more pictures of Katy Perry.

probably? His side of the goal, Given fucked up imo. Harper would've saved it.