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You do realise we had only won 1 game between then and the boro game? vs WBA in Feb. We're shit. We've won fuck all games. Looking at our record this year, I'm shocked we ever managed to get 2 wins on the trot.

All these last minute switcheroos are confusing me. Team chemistry rating has dropped to 50%. We're in desperate need of an English manager card using 4-4-2.

Lovenkrands always wears a needlessly large shirt. God knows why.

We don't have a ref. Booking one would be gorgeous.

I don't have an ST, and probably won't do for the considerable future, but whenever I get a ticket from now on I'm going L7 NW corner. Is how the match should be.

Nah, away goals don't count so they're still only a goal away.

Or he'll just get up and keep on trucking

Fuck me. Whoever that Millwall player is, he's gonna have one hell of a headache tomorrow morning.

Why are they calling Spoony 'DJ Spoony' every time they refer to him?

I agree as well tbh. Bye bye to the Wigans, Boros, Boltons and Blackburns and in with the proper clubs.

I'm sure Dino would prefer to be a RB. You can go LB. We've swapped him for StuartBrown mate, Gimp is on the blues playing along side his brother. I'm super confused now. Need first post updated.

I'm sure Dino would prefer to be a RB. You can go LB.

They're marginally cheaper online (fiver cheaper on Sports Direct) However, no clue how the printing costs compare and the Season Ticket discount is more than a fiver in the club shop. Oh, and that free tour.

I played Monday I played Squash about an hour ago I'm still gonna be fucked after 10 minutes.

The Bolton shirt would be sponsorless in Junior sizes... I'd be tempted to get the biggest Junior size possible. Even if it looked like I was intentionally turning it into some form of crop top. It would still look more respectable.

Good imo.

Issue is with number changes as well... What if x player leaves and your chosen player changes number.

You're all jerks.

*is imagining being called Eric*

Which is why it'd be very fucking useful if those without sensible usernames could tell everyone else what their names are... now!

Any pictures of randoms wearing their new threads floating about?

You see, that patch is there incase we qualify for the Champions League...

how many clubs in the league have a huge fuck off patch on the back that basically enforces you to put a name/number on? erm....one? Tis just my opinion, much like your opinion that the club enjoys anally raping you. FWIW there is no club with the visibility issues of a thin black & white striped shirt. Yes there are 2 or 3 clubs with stripes on the back, but there is only west brom that have dark colours and their stripes are geet thick. p.s. I don't think the patch is a good idea by any means btw, or do I think it is necessary... I'm inclined to think that its just as likely the EPL are being bossy twats as it is NUFC being greedy twats.

... I aint going in defence like

The premier league will make a fucking mint from numbering, it is not the clubs that will enforce this 'clear vision of numbers' crap. Be cynical, but point your cynicism at the Premier League. How do people not get this.