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Barca. Because theyre the anti-real madrid, theyve got no class and a hella trampy stadium

we'll be unchanged... no doubt.

thats like having to choose between having your cock cut off and having your cock cut off.

Its not like we'll get any cash for him, so who cares where he ends up as long as it isnt NUFC.

in an instant.

would never happen, but one can hope.

tell that to david beckham's eyebrow. Dunno why you'd talk to an eyebrow, but you get the point.

with what fucking behaviour? you think i went on rants with my mates in pubs because they said that stuff? no. I bottle it up and rant here instead. And send abusive text messages when David Edgar cracks one in from 25 yards.

because they've spent years in manchester with absolute cock twat man utd fans who never shut the fuck up about david may having more medals than alan shearer. Mother Fuckers. not fair is it dan no *huff* :'(

because they've spent years in manchester with absolute cock twat man utd fans who never shut the fuck up about david may having more medals than alan shearer. Mother Fuckers.

i voted no out of hope rather than belief. It's not as clear cut as people think... They only have to lose vs chelsea and 1 other game (and drop another 2 pts / chelsea must win all their games by ten goals.)

tbh, Martins was shit... perhaps an over reaction to say to sell him because of it like. He's ownly youf.

lets wave bye bye to any chance of having a decent atmosphere at SJP. Its flagging atm, along with the attendance, more seats = shocking idea. (see: old trafford)

While this gives a decent account that they're acceptable keepers I dont think this says much more about their goalkeeping ability... probably more about the defences in front of them. I guess it gives an indication of shot stopping ability, but its ordered by shots saved so god knows who could have a higher percentage. Tim Howard is winning out of them 5 but not many will claim he is the best keeper in the league perhaps due to mistakes etc (although afaik he's been quite solid...) Anywhoo, off to work.

alzo.

Edited.. sorry its just... april fools people will make up anything and everything whether its beyond the realms of possibility or just slightly odd. Glenn showing some sack = probably the most extreme suggestion we've had all day.

er... link?

we'd never come back tbh

Can we also have a rule the prohibits trolling after a home defeat to an inferior team? If you pull your usual routine after this result you're going to piss a lot of people off - but that's the point, right? you've both got pretty decent points mind you... we wont go down, we're wank but alot of others are wanker or haven't had a period of wins. Knee Jork. Roeder out.

unsuprised. don't care anymore.

gonna look a bit poor with no name and number mind you. Plus, tell Jimmy that the rumours are the number design is changing.

lol there could be hell on. I still quite like it though. Anyway, who is this Jimmy fellah? I take it martins is on his way out.

that'll make a change.

Voted... Given Solano Taylor Onyewu Duff Milner Parker Emre N'Zogbia Dyer Martins doesnt look like anyones left martins/dyer out yet.

she has massive tits i believe... confirmed. http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1776/feeb1aba215d1af5d3ae502cj8.gif