Of course he's not. These are players doing it week in week out for teams trying to win the league, Shelvey's a player who does it inconsistently and who's playing for us because as you rightly say he's a bit nuts.
This England midfield pairing is daft though. It needs to be Dier or Henderson, not both. I'd go Henderson Lallana.
Technical ability = Stevie G 90 yard "quarterback" passes every two minutes.