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Anyone know why Sessagnon wasn't sent off for jumping in and stamping on Arteta in the last minute today? Bet fuck all gets done about it as well.

The criticism over him saying we were missing Ryan Taylor is a bit stupid. He's played loads of games this season and played a key role. Whether you rate him or not, the point Pardew was making about him being in the team if he was fit is a valid one.

Nice to see him having a laugh with Adebayor. If the rent a quote twat opens his mouth to the local media this week, I may hunt him down and staples his lips together.

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Time to sit on the bench.

Why we can't just move Santon to right back and play Fergie left back I'll never know. I have no idea at all what we'd lose by doing that and we'd gain so much in an attacking and being able to play football sense.

Why do the utter shit players never get injured? Why couldn't Simpson have fucked his Achilles instead of Taylor. My hatred for this guy is in danger of ruining this season for me!

Suarez brought that on them. And they thoroughly deserved it. Amazing if a racially abused player gets any grief for that. He offered his hand which he shouldn't have done and then celebrated it with his own fans. He would have been well within his rights to go celebrate right in Suarez's face.

Suarez must be the biggest cunt in football. Disappointed that any of the Man U players shook his hand after he refused Evra's,

Joey Barton wide left?

How was Parker not sent off? Ridiculous late challenge in the last 5 minutes, ref played on but then never pulled it back to give him a second yellow. Joke.

Absolute red card. Fully intentional.

McLean v Simpson and Sessagnon v Williamson worry me. However, we should dominate the middle of the park, our strike force will cause them problems and we have the best keeper in the league. Come on boys!

We'll lose this game. No doubt in my mind. I'm almost positive that the winning goal(s) will come from Simpson being shit as well.

Are you for real? Someone else to do Simpson's job for him then?

Can we haul Simpson off yet? Shit twat.

Genius from Simpson. He'll now not bother tackling N'Zogbia later on and it'll cost us a goal.

Simpson nowhere to be seen as usual. He always canters back and lets other people do his job.

Shit from Simpson as usual there.

Had a great impact and that should really be his role. He should really look to develop into a Walcott style winger who comes in off the line and gets in behind. He showed he's a good finisher tonight.

Simpson v Holliett is unbelievably painful.

David Craig claiming Kyyiakos can play up front. Brilliant.

Agree 100%.

Surely we'll appeal Cabaye which means he'll play on Wednesday?

It's from the same guy who wrote the Elia story- Jez Butler. Freelance journo who writes shit to get his stories bought. It'll be the same as the Elia story in that it will be replicated word for word in the mirror, sun and tha mail.