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You need to post in this thread, mate: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76584.0.html

Lots and lots of sauces!

If he gets the job, then best of luck to him. Will be great to see him back in the PL and indeed St. James'

Roy's doing the business already then. Slowly but surely

Work sweepstake time - I got Italy. A team I don't particularly see doing too well. I don't know why but I fancy Ireland to surprise us all and get through the group stages

Judging from the article, it sounds as if SSN are the only ones sounding the move:

Surprising? Nah.

#ThingsHarderThanJoeyBarton currently trending on Twitter

Jamais.

M'Vila could actually make the England game, from what I've heard anyway.

Basically if we want the lad deal has to be concluded before this weekend otherwise we end up with Clyne. Not necessarily a bad thing mind. It's a decent contingency plan.

Martin should be the ideal replacement for Hazard. Good player.

Canny, looking forward to see him breaking into the first team Seems to be highly rated so we may have a potential star here, best of luck to him.

FOOTBALL Can't wait. Hopefully Euro 2012 will be as good as 2008 - that really was a great tournament (mainly down to Turkey!).

If the actual team is anywhere near this, then GB will have a great chance of winning a medal imho.

Bailed pending further inquiries.

Well then, disregard my two posts above! The man's an idiot.

We missed you, Lee.

He'll tell us later... Can't wait.

Only just seen the photo, so err aye, good on Barton for not punching them in front of the police

Would potential be battling it out with Jonas to play alongside Cheick depending on how we set out. If we go for the three in midfield, I'd definitely start Jonas alongside Tiote (over any other DM tbh). His contribution on and off the ball is important and it is sometimes undervalued by some.

If Mulumbu doesn't mind playing second fiddle to Cheik then I'm for him coming here.

This kind of incident was always going to happen really, what with Barton's Twitter ramblings and recent meltdowns. Btw, good on Barton for not really retaliating (as in, no punches thrown from the man himself) - probably took a lot of willpower to restrain himself.

On his day, Woodgate was an exceptional CB, one of the best in the country in fact. It's a shame that his career has turned out like it has, that is, injury after injury - it basically ruined him.

Like this: Iain Weir ‏@IainWeir1988 Why's Junior Hoilett signed for Borussia Monchengladbach when could've signed for someone like Spurs who could offer CL football next season What an absolute fool Idiocy and ignorance in the same tweet, quite the representative of the Twitter public tbh.