Sifu

Well then, if they do get Llorente, it would be quite a coup. With him, Podolski (and Van Persie, provided he stays), Arsenal would arguably have one of the best strikeforces in the PL next season. 2012/13 title contenders?

Yes he is. Tbf, I think that because he hasn't played in ages, it just feels like he's out of contract this summer.

That is indeed fair enough. Yep, definitely sounds like man management to me I don't think anyone is really expecting to see Williamson as first choice come August though.

Not sure what you mean. Legitimate question. What you read was clearly a load of bollocks man. Pardew said, or at least implied, that in the phone-in he did a couple weeks back, IIRC. Hmmm, didn't realise that but I guess that's more of a man management thing than an actual footballing decision on Pardew's part.

Not sure what you mean. Legitimate question. What you read was clearly a load of bollocks man.

The "hauled off" line again? That man has issues

No update on Gordon Ramsay then...

You're getting sacked in the morning!

Game over. Decent finish from Ratboy.

Nice try

Here he comes

Bring on Woody!

Maybe Seedorf will actually attempt to score a goal now?

Will Ferrell knacked, was hoping he would nick a goal, ah well.

Comeback is complete.

Game on.

Teddy's wound up Oh ffs, those screams from the lasses.

Ah, Clarence

Need an England goal to liven this up.

Walk it off Gordon, walk it off.

Dirty.

Olly Murs limping? Good, the screams will stop now.

Knock him out!

That really is a brilliant finish. Cisse-esque.