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Oh, fair enough.

Quite surprised that Swansea have been able to come up with that much money! (if it's true, that is). £7 million+ was perhaps a bit too steep for us (not that we were actually in for him mind).

This will do I'd add in a young-ish out and out striker too, someone like Jordan Rhodes/Jay Rodriguez.

He's going to get angry and go all Hulk on Ratboy.

I stand corrected.

Highlights are on in 12 minutes

All in all, an underwhelming (and typical) performance from England. There were actually a few positives here and there but what is definitely clear now is that we have no bite whatsoever in midfield and that could potentially screw us over in the Euros.

Yes.

No, Mr Townsend, it's a good sign that Barry's injured. A blessing in disguise.

Jordan fucking Henderson's coming on.

This is now looking like a typical England performance...

And again.

Riise completely does Walcott. Fucking hell Theo.

Here comes Theo.

Defending the 1-0 lead

Barry's got the captain's armband on

Why is Monkey Heed on my screen?

Guess it's a sign that my watching could potentially affect England's progress in the Euros. I shall stop watching then

Jordan Henderson on that bench, urgh. Why, Roy, why?

Well that's good enough for me Got to say, this dark blue kit is quite smart, might just purchase one in the near future.

Was having my tea so only just turned the game on, how's it going? Oh, just seen the goal from Young - good finish tbh.

Urgh, what the f*** is that? Although I suppose every player in the squad needs some sort of game time/preparation. I don't expect this team to be the one we'll line up with in a couple of weeks. So in that case, experimentation ftw...

Sooo, Sheffield United are staying in League 1... Hahahaha.

Chiles was actually decent on MOTD2 too. That move to ITV was an ill-advised one really (remember, ITV ruined Des Lynam too).

Looks like I'm missing out on an "epic" penalty shootout.