Sifu

Canny.

Pretty sure something like this was said during the last Soccer Aid too, haha.

Ratboy is shite

Dear Roy, Please hack down Olly Murs. Thanks.

f***'s sake, why do the people of Manchester like Olly Murs? EDIT: well in Jaap.

Should have got a "celebrity commentator" really.

It's boiling here. Very nice. Manchester's been amazing for the last week. Might be raining in the next few days though...

Mike Myers and Will Ferrell upfront

It's boiling here. Very nice.

So Howard Webb is the ref. Watch this descend into a farce

You can tell the football season has ended...COMMENT ON ANYTHING!!!! Haha, indeed! 12 more days until the Euros though - can't come soon enough.

This J2O advert....err, right...

Allardyce and Reid. Oh happy days.

Robbie Savage providing the punditry. I reckons Roy Keane is going to rough up quite a few of the celebrities.

Oh, fair enough.

Quite surprised that Swansea have been able to come up with that much money! (if it's true, that is). £7 million+ was perhaps a bit too steep for us (not that we were actually in for him mind).

This will do I'd add in a young-ish out and out striker too, someone like Jordan Rhodes/Jay Rodriguez.

He's going to get angry and go all Hulk on Ratboy.

I stand corrected.

Highlights are on in 12 minutes

All in all, an underwhelming (and typical) performance from England. There were actually a few positives here and there but what is definitely clear now is that we have no bite whatsoever in midfield and that could potentially screw us over in the Euros.

Yes.

No, Mr Townsend, it's a good sign that Barry's injured. A blessing in disguise.

Jordan fucking Henderson's coming on.