Sifu

Not sure what you mean. Legitimate question. What you read was clearly a load of bollocks man.

The "hauled off" line again? That man has issues

No update on Gordon Ramsay then...

You're getting sacked in the morning!

Game over. Decent finish from Ratboy.

Nice try

Here he comes

Bring on Woody!

Maybe Seedorf will actually attempt to score a goal now?

Will Ferrell knacked, was hoping he would nick a goal, ah well.

Comeback is complete.

Game on.

Teddy's wound up Oh ffs, those screams from the lasses.

Ah, Clarence

Need an England goal to liven this up.

Walk it off Gordon, walk it off.

Dirty.

Olly Murs limping? Good, the screams will stop now.

Knock him out!

That really is a brilliant finish. Cisse-esque.

Canny.

Pretty sure something like this was said during the last Soccer Aid too, haha.

Ratboy is shite

Dear Roy, Please hack down Olly Murs. Thanks.