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:lol: Oh Arsene.

Anyone watch the "50 Most Annoying People of 2011" the other night? In a separate list to the main 50, Joey was voted the most annoying Twitter-er

Most likely this methinks.

I don't mind when we get a CB as long as it's this month. I'm more than happy to have Williamson and Coloccini as the first choice CB pairing from now until the end of the season. By saying this though, I guess I'm wanting a CB who will primarily act as cover....

piersmorgan Piers Morgan @ @Joey7Barton as much contact as Gervinho made with you when you got him sent off?

Leeds, what jammy bastards!

In the end, both parties (us and Nolan) benefited.

I don't want him or West Ham doing well. The former is a but pathetic really. He did positive things here, I wish him all the best. Bit sad that attitude if you ask me. Aye. I wish Nolan nothing but goodwill like.

Any chance he'll appeal the sending off? (He'll probably try and claim that it wasn't anything really - the typical "footballers squaring up to one another" thing).

2-0 to Stoke. Feck.

Joey Barton sent off.

Stoke are winning I see

This is a no go tbh (for now anyway).

Yep. His best position (in Pardew's current system anyway) is probably on the left wing. Though really Sammy is more of an winger-come-striker type I think.

Still pretty confident we won't sell anyone this month. Also pretty sure we'll sign someone too.

Chief Sports Writer for the Chronicle, HA!

f***ing hope not. Aye! Would be a good signing for them. Well looks like the rumours are in full swing now! Not too sure tbh. If he's Sessegnon's replacement mind, that's a huge downgrade. Well, I still rate Piennar and I reckon he could do a job for any team. Though I still have no idea why he decided to go to Spurs, hmmm.

f***ing hope not. Aye! Would be a good signing for them. Well looks like the rumours are in full swing now!

:lol: Oh, Phil you deluded fool.

Injured.

As soon as Beren posted it, I made sure to check the BBC website to verify its authenticity. (Beren's made us all paranoid )

Hmmm, a somewhat positive one from Lawrenson.....

Lovenkrands is injured.

A striker you say?