Sifu

Oh dear.

I would love for Saylor to do a Dabizas and score in a 1-0 win to us. In fact, going to put a fiver on that to happen.

My mind is boggling from all these puns

Aguero is nailed on to have a stinker in the next game now

Bloody hell.

Celta Vigo I think.

Tbh, don't have much of a clue about Maynard.

Super Geordie

Time for me to take advantage of these unlimited free transfers.

Unfortunately, this is a very plausible explanation.

Seriously though, our persistence in this whole Erdinç thing is quite staggering.

F***ing joke. Well done FA.

Howard Webb confirmed as the referee

The only one i can remember is Raylor's volley(?) that ended up in The Haymarket Bus Station. Cabaye should have scored iirc, seemed like a tap in at the time. Aye, like The Prophet said in one of the last few pages (or in another thread), if Cabaye had connected properly with Obertan's flick, he would have definitely scored.

Slow news day when the BBC are just using Twitter quotes:

My Arsenal supporting mate: