Sifu

Aye, what an absolute d***head.

Had a look at one of his earlier tweets:

Will almost certainly be this.

Read somewhere that they wanted to sell for some reason earlier this summer. Presumably because of poor form. If the transfer request is real as well...why not. I remember someone saying that they're not in the best shape financially too?

We should be able to afford both but with Ashley/Llambias involved in negotiations, you just never know..... The likely result is we up our bid by at most half a million, get told to f*** off and then the board says "we tried".

Ooooo, transfer request.

Oh dear.

I would love for Saylor to do a Dabizas and score in a 1-0 win to us. In fact, going to put a fiver on that to happen.

My mind is boggling from all these puns

Aguero is nailed on to have a stinker in the next game now

Bloody hell.

Celta Vigo I think.

Tbh, don't have much of a clue about Maynard.

Super Geordie

Time for me to take advantage of these unlimited free transfers.

Unfortunately, this is a very plausible explanation.

Seriously though, our persistence in this whole Erdinç thing is quite staggering.