Sifu

Whilst I am one who doesn't believe in the concept of religion, I do respect other people's beliefs. So I think we should respect Cisse's wishes - if he doesn't want to wear the shirt with Wonga on it, then so be it. But, as simplistic as it sounds, I think they'll come to a reasonable compromise in the end, I'm sure Cisse doesn't want to leave us so I do think he'll try everything possible to come to a simple solution for all.

What good will Darren Bent be when we can't even provide proper service to Cisse?

Wasted talent. Did he have any? I thought so, showed a fair few glimpses when he was at Spurs but wasn't to be with him I guess.

Wasted talent.

Here's an idea Luis, how about you stop your fucking antics on the pitch? People imitating biting gestures? Well, don't fucking do it yourself on the pitch, you're giving people ammunition to take the piss. You would actually be a well liked player if you weren't an all round cunt on the pitch. Ability speaks for itself and he really shouldn't have to resort to the stuff he does. Don't think a player has wound me up more than Suarez but as is the case with most footballers, he really is as thick as pigshit. Idiotic cunt.

Munchy boxes all round!

My dad could beat your dad.

Harper for manager.

I remember that advert

The sun's getting to some people.

And just like that, Chelsea will have ruined football again.

Cheeky bid from us in the horizon methinks. In all seriousness, think Turkey is his most realistic destination (to join his mate Sow, if anything).

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Mind you, I might just have him over Pearce...

I really can't tell if Barton's actually being serious

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton 10h UEFA A licence course about to commence. Another week of learning and developing as coach. #morehardwork Look no matter what anyones says I'm not ready to step in and save the u21s. firstly, I still have at least 10 years left playing at the top and secondly, although I know I am already a brilliant coach, you never stop learning in this game. Got to broaden my horizons a little.

The perils of News Now. Idiotic cockneys.

Tbf to Virgin Money, they are the "good bank".

Nah, Pearce will bring himself on and bring a certain fight to the game.

That Luke Edwards article is so full of s**** that it's unreal. Still bitter are we, Luke? Cunt-tastic.

Just an expensive Obertan so nah.

Not retiring any time soon then?

^note, I'm basing the above on absolutely nothing.

Yohan's staying and you can quote me on that.

Too true that Slim. There will always be people who will buy the strip, no matter what it looks like. Just one of those things really.