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I remember that advert

The sun's getting to some people.

And just like that, Chelsea will have ruined football again.

Cheeky bid from us in the horizon methinks. In all seriousness, think Turkey is his most realistic destination (to join his mate Sow, if anything).

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Mind you, I might just have him over Pearce...

I really can't tell if Barton's actually being serious

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton 10h UEFA A licence course about to commence. Another week of learning and developing as coach. #morehardwork Look no matter what anyones says I'm not ready to step in and save the u21s. firstly, I still have at least 10 years left playing at the top and secondly, although I know I am already a brilliant coach, you never stop learning in this game. Got to broaden my horizons a little.

The perils of News Now. Idiotic cockneys.

Tbf to Virgin Money, they are the "good bank".

Nah, Pearce will bring himself on and bring a certain fight to the game.

That Luke Edwards article is so full of s**** that it's unreal. Still bitter are we, Luke? Cunt-tastic.

Just an expensive Obertan so nah.

Not retiring any time soon then?

^note, I'm basing the above on absolutely nothing.

Yohan's staying and you can quote me on that.

Too true that Slim. There will always be people who will buy the strip, no matter what it looks like. Just one of those things really.

Out of interest, anyone know what's happened to Kadar?

The future looks bleak really.

I expect nothing less from a Stuart Pearce managed side.

I sincerely hope he stays relatively injury-free next season. He's a talented lad and I really hope he makes it here.

The delivery driver at the takeaway I'm staying at is really up for this, haha.

haven't really been following, are many saying "get rid" or just that he had a poor season last season ? It's more people saying that if a big money offer comes in for him that they would take it and let him go. I, for one, would prefer that he stays. One thing I hope they do with him is to sit him down and go through one of his games and tell him what he could do better (ie. doing things more simpler and staying onside).

Wasn't that more of a persuasive tactic from Keegan?

His body language says it all