Jimburst

You've definitely got glorious legs though.

I think you form a bond with a place you enjoy playing. No one is going to form a bond with a club with no ambition that plays shit football It's as simple as that.

Where's that from?

Don't worry about fitness. Ever since the Lockwood Cup I've been incredibly conscious of how thin my legs are. Everyone has such big manly legs and can kick the ball really high and stuff. I'm also fat and ginger. Actually, I need to add some kind of mech to my outfit to really get the Dr Robotnik look going on. You already on the Blues? You're burning bridged fast if not confirmed

Are you getting in too late to play, man?

You piss off man Froggy, you've got terrible opinions.

:lol:

I stop smoking on weekdays today. Just weekend smoking for 2 weeks, should elevate my fitness to Cronaldo levels.

I did my second 'run' in preparation for this yesterday, forgot my headphones, did 2km, gave up, went home and had sticky toffee pudding with clotted cream ice cream.

I agree with this, in terms of consistency. MYM had far more potential though, and would have allowed us to play a more continental style if we had any ambition of doing so.

Probably because we didn't have a saleable asset at CB

I quite like him at CB in all honesty. I don't know if that's because I'm so unused to a footballer simply doing his job, but he has seemed fairly capable at CB for a while. Unlike Mike and Colo these days.

Even if he earns 20m a year before tax, that's still 1/4 of his yearly wage It's an outrageous amount and should obviously be applauded. I couldn't give that proportion of my earnings away, granted he's probably got a little in the bank.

I was just kidding. Got Yorkie up in my bed already though

I would offer you a place at mine but I imagine you smell awful.

I'd say that whilst falling out of love with this football club has been a long process, if we got what we are asking for, a lot of us would rush back. Not season ticket type support, but I'd be going to games again, watching us at the pub rather than on a shitty stream at home. Enjoying football again. Unfortunately though, I think we are the best example of what football is about to become. We've just seen it before everyone else. Football is about to finish the transition from entertainment to commodity. As more ridiculous money pours in, I think we'll see many more clubs in the PL aiming for anything but relegation and a huge pot of money. I doubt it's going to be much of a competition. From that perspective, I'm not sure I'll ever love football as much as I have in the past. Same goes for NUFC.

I'd love to smoke on the pitch. I'll slick my hair back, the ginger Berbatov, they'll call me.

I have literally no friends willing to play football with me either I don't even own a football, or boots. Which team am I on?

:lol: You're playing? I was sure you were a coward.

I've totally not realised this was so close...I've got no fitness and have been smoking like a chimney since March Gonna have to start running at the gym.

That is full on hilarious. Desperate.

Infighting already, eh.

Funny how literally everyone complains about us hoofing balls up to isolated lone striker Perez, because everyone knows it's a problem.

This is it man. He needs to play facing the goal at all times as a AM/second striker. You should expect any striker to be able to deal with chest height balls against CB's. Making the bal "stick". He can't do that yet and we've been wasting him as a result. I said it before but I would have Riviere upfront if only for the reason to move Ayoze somewhere he is nearly always facing the goal. Yep, I agree. He needs to be running at defenders with the ball at his feet. Same with Cabella, although he's more capable coming in from wide.