Jimburst

Brought Payet in for Ayew, made him captain.

The Scamps are 15th Holy shit and 3rd in the H2H league... You guys must be total shite, like.

Why do people ooze class, by the way? Is class particularly viscous, or is it secreted by pores?

Fucking begovic

:lol: Didn't spot that. Absolutely mental.

Gonna struggle with their wingers, I reckon. Gomis up against Colo might be a mismatch too.

This fucking thread

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_10237_1438180526.png :lol:

Glorious.

Sissoko had yellow boots on, Cisse had red and black ones on, IIRC.

:lol: So they do actually all look the same then?

You're all massive racists

Our left side is truly disgusting. Get Aarons on. Other than watch those two idiots try and play, I've been pleasantly surprised! I've just been entertained, I think.

I had Theo in originally but I'm not sure he'll start? He's big money.

Sell Ayew, buy Chamberlain Then you can get whoever keeper you want. Hmmm, I don't really like chamberlain that much, I think selling Ayew is probably the route I need to go down though, he's quite a bit of money, could get someone else who already knows the league in.

My questions are: Is Sinclair actually going to be good? I just saw he scored a hattrick in pre season. Do any teams have particularly good starts? I have seen Southampton have a good one, and we have a canny shit one. Might swap Ayew out for a So'ton midfielder? Is there a similarly priced keeper who'll start and score more points than Krul? Either by virtue of clean sheets or saves...

Been putting this off for days, finally downloaded the app and did this team at work, obviously canny rushed, haven't looked at fixtures or anything: Krul (Couldn't afford anyone better, probably make plenty of saves) Ivanovic Mertesacker Cédric Sinclair Sterling Hazard Fabregas Ayew Rooney Benteke Subs: Schwarzer, Deeney, Baker, Hoban (Cheap shit, excluding Deeney, who's just cheap)

Why does this apply to Cabella, and not Colback? Because Colback played pretty much every game last season and we know what he can offer. Cabella was ostracised fairly early under Pardew as he wasn't a "grafter" and didn't get back enough, so him given free roam to attack and not limited would be great. Cabella's always worked hard for the team. He got dropped because he wasn't doing well going forward Total minutes played - Colback 3129 Cabella 1943 Cabella will do better than Colback with equal playing time. It's not even up for debate about him going forward, he played in dribs and drabs, much like Hatem was subjected too. hba always showed he was capable though, he would drive at players, produce things out of nothing. I've seen very little from cabella to show he's capable of the same. when he gets his chance next year, he must start producing. @ thinking we'll ever have a player capable of HBA's skills again

It's a yes from me, almost back from my metatarsal injury now. Just have to learn to play football in the intervening time.

How long has he been out? 3-4 weeks? Will be good to have him back in the squad, push Obertan and Gouffran further down the teamsheet.

Sissoko was absolute toilet again today

Obertan has been out best player most threat. Janmaat's crossing has been awful.

This conversation is terrible

Why would he be on the Felling bypass? Well he doesn't want to be in Felling like.