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Wasn't De Jong Ajax's captain? So we (hopefully) have PSV's and Ajax's goalscoring midfield captains on our books? Mad.

Consistent good crossing from Aarons That's like consistently seeing blue moons.

Amazing.

:lol: I can't believe that was my beloved NUFC.

So true.

I imagine in previous training sessions Carver just had them all lined up to watch him and Stoney attempting to throw their shoes over a pub roof. :lol:

Better team than ours by miles if he signs

Is this ironic? Some kind of pastiche? Your prediction(s) for Pardew's next season: -Relegation -Midtable -Decent escape from relegation. So you're saying that they aren't gonna be top 6. Nice.

I thought it was a reference to one of TCD's classic posts?

Aye, He's talented and we're not about to compete in any competitions... At least he would entertain on and off the pitch.

Fairly encouraged by this, if he and McClaren can get us some kind of footballing 'philosophy' I can get behind, I might start caring about results again.

Any reason Clyne's fee is so low? Guy could be worth twice that in this market, IMO.

I felt a bit sick as I laughed.

Well this is better than nothing.

:lol:

If he doesn't like what he sees or hears then he won't come. If he's appointed, gets lied to and he quits a la Keegan, it just calls Ashley out even more and puts even more pressure on him.

Trying not to get excited about Garde or Paddy V, we've already approached McClaren, so I'm fairly sure we would be happy with him and he would be happy with us...

I would love any of those. Surely they have to be considerations for our post...

:lol: Excellent.

You been overseeing the construction of Qatari stadiums again Kev? You scamp.

Your jowls weren't prominent enough.

Why are Chelsea so consistently down at the bottom? Impressive.

Aye it was. I went in for a piss and spent the rest of the time outside chain smoking Froggy's tabs, fuck Cosy Joes ffs.