BONTEMPI

FYP

No need to worry.

No he wont.

He's used to things parting in front of him.

FYP

[move]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01652/venables_1652700g.jpg Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white. Thar fworg on the tyne is ow mine ow mine, Thar fworg on the tyne is ow mine! Shoopy doopy dap dap dap doop wap wap. [/move]

Hmmm Sounds like you know more than you're letting on to me.

That's a real Pardew spit-roast right there.

Forget that, how's the back of your wife doing? Shredded.

So did Pardew use his infamous death stare on Warnock then?

Horse Sheeit!

He signed him so he wouldn't be the only fatty at the training ground.

Fuck these chumps! I'm going to hang out the back of the wife. Edit: Jill's not my wife

I wouldn't put it past Ashley to have Max Clifford as his PR Guru.

Fuck no

Clive Anderson

Keep the pressure up. Away games are the best to do that. Pardew will do his part at being shite, and then another 5-6 games down the line, the mindless sheep will soon start bleating.

Was like when he first arrived. No thinking about it, just instinct. Oh how much I want to see him under a proper manager.

Give him time. But early signs aren't great.

Even with a 2-2 draw, it's the lack of reaction from the fans that'll keep him in his position. Shame on you all that just sat there.

He's still fucked is Pardew like. We're going to get some right dickings.

Sackpardew folk ought to use this screencap to encourage Ashley to save his investment. That looks more like a 'Fuck em' from his body language. Mind you it's hard to read as he's such a fat cunt.

As 10 fans start chanting. Then get daggers from the drones.

Time for plan b. Get Meyler on Brucie!

It's kick off to the kick off.