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Is that Pardew's mouth in your sig? Can't be, it doesn't move. But it does look like a cunt, so!

Is that Pardew's mouth in your sig?

Like to nosedive? Then call Pardew's planes on 0845 404040

More like Pardew acting like his presence would have some sort of influence on our performance, only for us to look worse than in the 3 games in his absence. Been made to look like the charlatan he really is. Turboshit is for life!

Would you trust a retard to make you a chocolate cake?

Aye, Remy is the engine that makes us work. Without him we're just spare parts, with him we seem to tick over nicely. Alan's a cunt etc

Drive this fucking prick out!

Yet another no show unless Remy is back.

He'll soon be Luuk he's Gone if he doesn't get his shooting boots on.

At least Allardyce knew his limitations. This cunt thinks he's Phil Scolari.

I think it's a rogue moderator on the wind up tbh.

Jesus hates you. Call up Westboro Baptist Church. Get them on the picket detail. Not sure you can picket on a briary wing.

Jesus hates you.

Yeah, but you do tend to eat your own shit, so there is a downside.

I just don't get the easy ride this cunt is getting. It's every fans duty to get him out.

Head butting a player, ass fucked repeatedly at home, no passion against rivals. How the fuck is rubber lips still in a job?

C'mon, at least get a goal and make it somewhat exciting.

A sign of somebody that hasn't got a fucking clue!

we need him back in the dugout - and fast if we are going to get our European challenge back on track! I hope that's tongue in cheek.

Any half decent manager would change it half-time if his team were lacking certain areas. Never mind this keep it down to 1-nil, then through on the Shola master plan he always plays. Bloke's a fucking chump.

It's Pardews' big plan to keep Marv and Ben Arfa out the side.

A striker that doesn't shoot is not a striker.

Krul Mbiwa Williamson Coloccini Dummett Sissoko Tiote Anita Ben Arfa Cisse Marv Should have started with that.

Pardew being tea bagged by Marty again.