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You just know we're going to replace them with shite. I give up. Pardew in charge, owned and run by cretins, selling our most productive player. Who's next

Fucking shitehouse of a club

I fully expect these puss filled cock boils to fuck up royally again. No good feel factor at all with the tactical genius Pardew at the helm, and Derek pretending he has a clue what he's doing.

I concur. Well he's going to have to hit the ground running. If there's no hint of any improvement over that first few games, then it's down to us to make him squirm in that position until Ashley sees he's in a position of no return. Until then we have to lump it. http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/wsg/image/1341/73/1341731922609.gif

Needs top class coaches to work on movement, set pieces and we might start to get somewhere with the plank. Would never win fuck all though.

The number of transfer requests will be a good indicator as to how behind his ethos the players are. Fucking Alan 'Teflon' Pardew man! Jesus H

Long term stability, with zero chance of doing anything for the next 7 years. I'll drink to that! That's what we know best after all.

Your right hand?

Has there been given any reasons to why he's sacked? Seems to be because they didn't qualify for the Europa League. He'd get a fucking big bonus if he did that here.

It's the only hope we have. Just enjoy the ride even if it's pretend.

Please god! Let one of these ball cysts get one direct hit, just this once.

Like what? I could do with a laugh. He must have hidden all the insightful tweets as all i can see are licky arse shit to players/celebs James ‏@isaacJLJ 26 Apr @David_Cameron Hi Dave - I've just moved to Witney and what a smashing place it is! Will be voting Conservative in the upcoming elections! Sure Big Dave is trilled now What a fucking cock chewer! Bet he blubbed when Maggie croaked

Don't worry, we've got Plan B - 'Keep trying plan A'. It just looks like Plan B because it's on different coloured paper.

Pardew's plan A outta the window already?

Wrong brah, we have player a few less long balls since February. There are some graphs and charts a few pages back to prove it, so there. Oh really Please point me to them

Pardew has had a full season to address the failings of the team and even with a 20 Million boost in January he has made absolutely no progress in any areas. I always use that as the real measure of a Manager. If he doesn't know how to improve us, what is the fucking point in having him here.

Got to say you've really gone flaccid on this in recent days Looks like Bimps is gonna have to thumb in a softie over this.

A Jenas and Barfa hybrid there

Still at the buffet

Haha like fuck he'd turn up there. All those wives and gf's left alone.

Yeah, but how many?

The bad times quantify the good Jotenko. Team has done you proud tonight. Moral victories and "We lost but we did good" means nothing to me. I can't go on suffering like this. Two games lost at minute 92'. It is just too much cruelty. Lost a cup final and like 3 games all year and you're asking Newcastle fans to pick you back up? At the end the result is 0 trophies. 0 trophies but you've got evidence that you have a team that can challenge the best teams in Europe! You want to trade? Believe me you suffered less during this season. It's like my cock is completely useless. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/PA2900302_galo_emiliarocha_medio.jpg/230px-PA2900302_galo_emiliarocha_medio.jpg You're right! I tried to use one to stave off relegation. Did fuck all

Pulled his waiters kegs down and lipped a steamy one out of the top

Just dawned on the tools it's not the champions league.

Puff