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Just ask general questions in here if it's going shit. If it's woodchip you can fuck off

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Do or die! it's that simple.

The blokes a complete mong. What sort of message does bigging up shite sides over your own players do to their mentality? This wankstain landed on his feet at the expense of a great bloke who galvanised our team, and has proven to be ultra tuboshit just like I thought he would turn out. Carried last season by a combination of luck & outstanding individual performances.

Fuck sake

Just goes to show how desperate he really is. He's run out of ideas of how to turn it round, and has resorted to pulling out all the classics and a few ones to try and deflect the shit storm that's on its way. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/outta-here.gif

I'm sure he could also fill Tiotes role as a DM if things don't work out at the back.

Paid for sitting on his arse again.

Well at least it begins with an S

That's what this club is all about, passion. He's spot on and so right about the shower of shite running the club and managing the team. The players are not absolved of any blame because they have been fucking wank. Either step up or fuck off.

My gilfriend took a quick look at this and saw the GIF in a glance. She didn't believe me when I explained that I was just trying to know if you guys could avoid relegation or not and that this thread has nothing to do with me. You'll be a smiley soon enough.

They've had it too good for too long. Time for the manure fans to munch on a big shit sarnie.

We'd be 4 points ahead

About time. Fuck off already you old senile drunk.

Alex Ferguson is understood to be giving serious consideration to ending his 26-year reign as Manchester United manager. More follows #mufc From Telegraph's official account. Fucks sakes. From red cafe

The Hitman and Gör

Get in. Gonna fuck a sheep to celebrate

Thought your lass was having a run out Mrs Bimpy run To the chippy?

I shall continue stretching my foreskin making a comedy barn owl out of my knob then.

Get the folk in!

Come on Swansea

Come on Laudrup, play your master stroke you sexy bastard.

Because they actually prefer rugby