BONTEMPI

Fucking hell man, why don't you fuck off to the scums website! Newcastle only thanks!

Well it's been a few weeks from the despair of having roeder as our manager and having shepherd most likely to keep him for the following season. That has to be my lowest point as a newcastle fan, as I have to admit i'd lost all hope, and worst of all I wasn't really bothered anymore about us getting beat. But what a fucking difference a matter of a few weeks make! We have a new manager that has a proven track record in bargain basement buys and a great motivator. And we could soon have a total takeover if Mike Ashley splashes the cash! Could it be that the top 4 will become the top 5? And maybe just maybe a trophey win won't be too far round the corner! Get in

The dippers got ther comuppance for being one of the flukiest boring bastard sides ever to watch! At least we entertain to a certain extent, good or bad! But there like watching paint dry. Milan thank you as I couldn't stand to listen to those chicken scratch accents if they had won

F365? Aye

Ramage http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/37/c8/0,,10278~2803767,00.jpg and Marlon Dingle http://www.swansea.gov.uk/media/images/9/0/See_Marlon_at_the_Market_200px_image.jpg

Paddy Kenny http://www.goal.com/resultsimg/4273.jpg & Pauline Quirk http://www.sitcom.co.uk/birds_feather/graphics/char_sharon.gif Already done on another website

Bubba http://www.glitterrock.org/gumpcaps2004-10/somehowhesdroolingsalivaontotheoutsideofthe.jpg & Bramble http://www.girlstalksports.com/images/sport/bramble.jpg

If he does eventually go, then Michael Owen will be the biggest shit bag fuck face liar in the game of football! Total fucking disgrace if he's even looking elsewhere, after all the shit we've dealt with! I don't know why clubs dont start putting clauses in the players contract so they can't fuck over the club that's put their trust in them! Players have too much power, and the balance needs to be re-addressed or footie will die!

I don't rate him Much prefer his younger brother Issac

You can't polish a turd kid! And he's a big fucking log!

I believe this time round we can be patient! Because the last 2 managers had no faith in them from the start, so as soon as the results started to dip, we had an excuse to call for there heads! This time round though were happy with the appointment, so this will enable us to cut him some slack if things don't improve right away, but I know they will!

If Shearer's put his neck on the line by saying he's staying, then he's staying in my book! But even if he does go, we've not actually missed anything from him, except pissing away 9 million

She was partial to a finger or two so I heard

I'd make them lick your armpit to prove allegiance

I've just messed myself reading that! and yes my trousers now look like Always wanted use that but never had the chance

Don't worry he'll be smuthering it in B.B.Q Sauce in no time!

I see my tie prediction came true after all dave? :parky:

You can imagine them in an A-Team type truck outside the ground OK goons Gurn, Check! Facial twitch, Check! Birth Defect, Check! Inability to make sense when you talk, Check! Right doughnuts! GO GO GO!

OR Come on you thieving scouse b****** give us em back!

Liverpool's front two had no answer to Charlton's crushing defense

I agree, but he's never had such a large transfer budget like ours, so he's quite adept at recognising s*** from shinola already, so that could be a good thing!

For the 1st time in 4 years, i'm actually feeling very optimistic about Big Sam arriving at my beloved club. I don't know why but it's got the same feeling as when KK was at the helm. I think I'm mostly excited by the players he can bring in on a budget, and his tactical ability! You think how much have we wasted on absolute dogshite, and look at bolton who have hardly outlayed anything I think it was 17 million in how many seasons? Compared to the price on 1 of our players that is some clever wheeling and dealing! That is what we need at this time, a good man manager and a someone with a shrewd eye for a player, and we'll be back up there in no time!! Also the players will be fitter and better looked after medically, instead of our clueless derek wright and associates, and if Sam can motivate them like Fergie does at Scumchester then.... I'll love it! absolutely love it! .

He also quoted on that Gabby Roslin show that Owen would be here next season!

A'ye and he looks like a sickly boy from victorian times! Big nosed cunt

He's more lines on his face then pete doherty's had up his nose!