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Time for Ashley to put his money where his mouth is! Shame he's been seduced by the wankbags at chelsea, but if we have to pay top dollar for a CB now! Maybe even 2 if that Czech bloke doesn't sign! Anyone else think were cursed when it comes to defenders? We just can't seem to get quality in! And when we do as in Woodgate, they never fucking play anyway.

Aye they did. That must have been the real clincher in that deal!

My favourite would be Given - Penis

I for one would drop the deal! He's not fantastic by any stretch of the imagination! And being a greedy scally bastard like he is, I think we need to wash our hands of him. He's a cunt and always will be!

Why would he want to go to a boring league? The premiership is the place to be right now! He'll come here

Baines his next target ehh Well if we can get Haim Rozenhal and Baines, then which other wingback would you want?

Mine's 2 actually 1st one is Robert Lee's bullet header in the FA cup final against chelsea! Can't remember who commentated but it sends tingle's up my spine everytime! 2nd Has to be the 4-3 against Leeds, we were 3 nil down at one stage and the 4th goal was supurb!

Can I get a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen! mm mm mm http://www.sptimes.com/2004/10/25/images/homepg/preacher450.jpg Edit: Fuck me it's bramble!

It was when he put it on his head, his black forest getto hairstyle bent it!

That would have been the cherry on top of the cake for me! I bet suicides in boro would triple if it happened!

That ain't no bloke! it's a spacestation!

Jose - "Anybody seen my dog, it's about this big!" SA - "Hey Jose! I saw that sick f*** Roy Keane sniffing around it!"

Looks like Man U fans think were on the up! Are they a bit worried like? "Looks like next seasons Newcastle team could be going places. A takeover on the way, better players coming in, quality manager. We could very well see a revival on the horizon." http://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=158238&page=2

Man city are probably trying to find someone there that can sign there own name!

More fool him! Smoggies are the most deluded people I know

If SA mentioned we may be in for Anelka, where does that leave Martins? Or are we going to have Owen Viduka Martins & Anelka? That has to be the best strikeforce of any team in the prem? I mean all have proven track records except Martins, but even he didn't do bad for his 1st season! As we all know Anelka and Owen can play together, and i'm sure Viduka and Martins would be leathal too! This has to be one of the greatest build up's to a season i've ever witnessed! And my ringers twitching for the pre-season tournaments to start! Get in!

Fantastic News! Cue Shepherds hostile takover of greggs!

Made me laugh on century fm during a break, when they had some actor claiming he loved the boro and pleading with fans to turn up next season in some shitty p.r stunt! What a set of flids!

I like it Yeah it's kinda catchy!

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Should have been Ze English! mine faruline! dast isensi kilnka!!!!!!!!!

He always reminded me of that pleb off bargin cunt!

True! So there paying 80 grand a week for him to do 360 degree turns for half the match! Fucking loons

Keane isn't going to attract any top players for 2 reasons! 1) There Sunderland the amazing yoyo club, so who'd want to go there! 2) Keane is still hated by alot of top pro's so he'll be fucked there too! Be funny if they amassed less points than there record prem season!

Ashley reminds me of a slightly fatter Loui Walsh