kane2005

To the Sash tune! "Oh! sure tis old but it is beautiful and its colours they fair well, Its been worn at every football ground from Pitodrie to the Dell, My father wore it in his youth as in by gone days of yore, And its at St. James's Park I wear...THE SCARF MY FATHER WORE" [Hold scarves up] c*** OF THE NORTH TUNE "wer'e just one of those teams that you get now and then, we often score six but we like to score ten. we are the scourge of all europe or so people say, because we fight them at home and we fight them away. we are the pride of all england the c*** of the north. we all hate sunderland and boro of course, we all drink whiskey and newcastle brown, the newcastle boys are in town!!!" SOOOOOoooo!! bring on your hearts yer hibs yer rangers, bring on yer spaniards by the score, Barcelona Real Madrid we F**k them all for half a quid Because Newcastle is the team we all adore" Boot Boy Chant Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury? No said Joe I don't think so? But I've heard of the Leezers agro!! Sharpes theme Heres forty shillings on the drum, for any man who dares to come, and follow me to come what may.... over the hills and far away chorus oer the hills and all the day, through flanders portugal and spain, keegan commands and we obey over the hills and far away Messing about on the river I remember one day we played sunderland at home the lucky red b******s did score the first goal, But when it was over and when it was done, we beat those mackems by 3 goals to 1. Peter Cartwright he did level the score, you should have heard the Geordie boys roar, Then Tommy Cassidy he scored number 2, we could'nt lose and we all knew. 2 minutes later a penalty was given if Shoulder had missed he would have been forgiven, But up stepped Alan and he did not miss, for the last half an hour we just took the P**s. We hate those b******s in their red and their white, their football team is a whole load of s***e, They'd stand in the Fullwell they'd sing and they'd shout, they sing about things they knew f**k all about! [changed tenses as they are in stadium of sh**e now] A one that never gets sung is... If you want to go to heaven when you die If you want to go to heaven when you die You must wear a black and white bonnet With Newcastle written on it If you want to go to heaven when you die... A slow version of that would sound good. For his tenure: "Joe Kinnear's black and white army... He hates Reporters " http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TPqEOEi0kVg

Chris Perry

I run 2 teams in a local club , U10 and U14 team and we often get players to attend presentations etc . . I reccomend you ring the main switchboard like catmag says , or you could maybe enquire with any of the kids who she wants to meet the players if they are in the junior magpies , as you can get stadium tours with players etc

So why aren't you called Gateshead Mag? Felling is in Gateshead. Im from Gateshead by the way.

About 3 month ago , A 13 year old American came over for a weeks trial with our u13/u14 teams. He played a behind closed doors friendly at SJP for our u14's against Carlisle United. Not sure if he was offered a new trial or scholarship for when he turns 16.

Im from Gateshead and probably live closer to SJP than you do tbh. Cockney .... ermmmm aye.

Alex Francis , David Beharal 2 new signings this year.

Blyth Spartans v Gateshead FC 7:45pm at Blyth in the Setanta Shield Round 2. There is an estimated 200+ Gateshead fans travelling up , and our coaches are leaving 6pm from The Gloucster Pub opposite Gateshead Civic Centre. Feel free to come and support a local non league football team.

Easiest group out of all English clubs.

I dont think the feeling I had when we got beat off Sunderland 2-1 with Shearer being on the bench , and us having a long haired twat in charge comes anywhere near the way I feel now. I dont think losing in the FA Cup Final 2 years in a row , I had such a feeling I have now. Was it ever this bad under , Gullit , Daglish , Roeder , Allerdyce ?

**** OFFICIAL **** Chris Houghton has been voted the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley !!

My point exactly , yet it was sang about 15+ times at the back of the Gallowgate.

Attendance: 20,000 (approx) Consider the circumstances , was that attendance really that bad? Answer = Yes. One thing which really bugged me tonight whilst in the ground was not seeing the young newcastle supporters , in groupd of mates dotted around the ground trying to sing songs etc , but the miserable cunts around them whinging because there singing to loud in there ears . Well , fuck off and go and watch it on the television. People seem to forget that those young supporters are going to be the ones who keep the club going in 50/60 years time , there the future and if you see them all singing at the age of 10-14 even younger then you know were onto a winner. Back of the Gallowgate seemed pretty busy , but full of chavers me thinks . P.S. - PLEASE STOP SINGING ANTI ASHLEY/WISE SONGS , PLEASE STOP SINGING ONE KEVIN KEEGAN AND EIEIEIEO KEEGAN IS OUR KING AS IT IS NOT HELPING THE PLAYERS. ASHLEY HAS OPENLY ADMITTED DEFEAT TO THE FANS KEEGAN IS NOT OUR MANAGER , LIFE GOES ON !!

Gateshead.

http://www.skysports.com/video/clips/0,23791,12606_4188542,00.html If it was Chris Houghton saying that , media would have a field day !!

Dont worry. That will get ignored by every form of media tomorrow They'll still mention how the mighty cup crowd always gets the team going !!

NEWCASTLE United skipper Michael Owen has sent a message to the Toon Army ahead of their Carling Cup showdown with Tottenham Hotspur - "We're in this together and we need you more than ever". The Magpies are still without a manager as they prepare to face the North Londoners and Owen accepts it's been a difficult period for both players and fans alike. But the Newcastle captain believes that if any set of supporters are able to inspire a team to victory then it is the Geordie faithful. "The fans play a massive part in this team, probably here more than anywhere else," he told nufcTV. Article continues>> "The fans here really can inspire the team to get results. "The supporters are not stupid. They know that we are in the same boat as them. "We are in this together and we need them more than ever. "When we win it's with the help of the fans. "I think we can sympathise with each other at the moment and hopefully that will get us through and we'll get some results in the meantime."

Tomorrow night , we play in the Carling Cup which at the start of every season is one of the more realistic things we can win , and I stress we CAN win. Our last two results have been poor but I believe that if we had the likes of , Beye , Gutierrez , Martins , Guthrie , Enrique playing we would have taken at least 4 points out of the 6. Tomorrow we have Martins back in the team , unsure on the others but even he can help the team and cause the opposition much problems. I hope the majority of the fans dont choose to watch it on the TV , and would hope we could get 30,000+ which seems to be really unrealistic , BUT , some people seemed to think there would only be 30,000 for the Hull game and we had 50,000+ there. Lets not give the press anymore ammunition by showing them 30,000 empty seats , were playing Tottenham who are below us in the league , and have yet to win a game , and tomorrow is either going to be Tottenhams time to issue us a battering or for us to stand together , support our team and bounce back from 2 poor results. SUPPORT THE TOON , ITS YOUR DUTY !!

As I said , I dont look like Agustus Glooc from Charlie and the chocolate factory , however I will still eat the end of the mic.

You'll be old enough to vote by then man. Yawn.

Who could we blame if the fans are in charge? Fans v Fans = Civil War GEORDIE MAFIA OUT !!

Please No.

I cannot believe ANYONE can try and put the blame onto the fans for getting beat today. Forget the whole , Keegan , Ashely shite , at the end of the day , the 11 players we put out on that field today should have been good enough to beat Hull City. Stop making excuses for christ sake , we werent good enough and Hull deserved to win . Deal with it.

E I E I E I O BIG FAT ASHLEY HAS TO GO WE'LL SUPPORT NEWCASTLE AND THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING WE ARE THE GEORDIES SUPER GEORDIES KEEGAN IS OUR KING

Part time supporter