Mick

6-0 at Chelsea, I lost count away to West Ham.

Bruce out. Brilliant.

This caller.

It wasn't just the lack of noise for me, it was the way they turned their backs on their team, spineless bastards.

We can shut them straight up in January, singing 5-1 to them will result in silence.

Typical mackem.

I think somebody did that, I can't remember who it was.

Sholas second was brilliant, probably the best of the five as it came at him with pace and could have gone anywhere.

You'll get it here eventually. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00vrd2q/Match_of_the_Day_2_2010_11_31_10_2010/

But ...i'm gently caressing your nipple Phil.

I've just watched the full game and it looks better the second time you see it and the atmosphere comes across really well. We need to try and keep the atmosphere going and standing for the full 90 minutes made it a lot better than when you have to sit down.

Short and Quinn were given a rendition of "Sad Mackem Bastards" as they entered the ground before the game.

How do you know that?

I'd rather play Perch at right back than Ryan Taylor, I hope that we move him on.

I saw him before the match and you could see those two lumps of fat sticking out from under his shirt.

Me? No.

Barton has rarely earned his wage, he's starting to now and long may it continue.

He didn't need to do any more than he did.

What is this shit?

He wasn't even a mackem which is hardly a surprise as they'd have had to use an interpreter.