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Bring on relegation. Will be laughing my tits off at this fat cunt.

Mauriss was invented by the people that opposed the takeover. He'll never be heard from again. This.

Aye that's me done.

Seems like there is some positivity about? Is there actually anything new?

Yeah, this was all discussed months ago. The questions and answers go through Ashley.

All I see is article after article claiming x, y and z without any forthcoming proof. I mean yes, absolutely this deal could have fallen through, as reported, it could have stalled, as reported, it could have been waved through as reported, it could have been hijacked by that U.S fella, it could have been hijacked by martians too. I'm sure that has been part of the speculation and the guessing by now too. What else is there left? It's all been said... by people who havent a clue what is going on. Getting worked up over stories made up by people trying to sell you gossip and speculation is absolutely pointless, whatever side of the positivity scale they are on.

I have no idea what is going on but one thing I do know is that Luke Edward's is an absolute liar. Within the week he will be talking about how the takeover is still likely to go through.

Evans with one big fuck you to Man Utd.

Neville absolutely desperate for the penalty to be given.

The perfect way to end the season. Now takeover or burn the place down.

Bruce thrown in the towel?

I want Man Utd to miss out because I reckon Roy Keane's reaction will end up on Liveleak.

None of this matters. The only thing that matters is the takeover. Even if Rafa was still here, it would be a pointless existence without the takeover.

Come on the hammers

Quite the half from Richie. Has misplaced every pass. Called the linesman a wee dick. Was actually dribbling the ball towards his own goal. Nearly gifted them a goal by dithering in the box. Oh and he got booked for a reckless challenge.

I just can't see it happening TBH. It's not that I dont think it will or wont happen, its that I cant see it. I just can't visualise it. I cant imagine the day when I look at my phone and see that a takeover has gone through or that the PL tests are finished. In my mind, good things rarely happen to us and when they do, it merely a prelude to something bad around the corner. Owen signing- being a cunt. Keegan coming back- being fucked around. Shearer the same. Carroll's emergence- then selling him, then Rafa and on, and on. We dont get good things.

How can Bruce watch Jetro and Rose and decide on the latter? I can only presume he gets on better with Rose, or because hes English. Absolutely blind.

I dont see what any of this has to do with the owners and directors tests? Theres no questions of TV rights in the tests is there?

Hes a gobshite when hes slagging us off. He doesnt suddenly become someone worth listening to because he says something potentially positive. Hes guessing.

I do love these, "dont hear about them until they are done," takeovers.

How pointless an existence must one lead to have a debate about who is worse, JC or SB? Its the difference between having my head blown off by a shotgun or cut off by an axe. They both arent appealing.

Gets down the local our way. That accent is a thing of beauty. RIP.

Without the takeover, the debate is pointless I suppose. Bruce will be heading us into the abyss.

Hes not a shit player but he would be a shit signing. We should be all over Jethro.