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He would hang himself, so no.

Carroll and Longstaff will be on soon. It will be hoof again.

Joelinton did so well and then fluffed his cross.

Hendrick sliding in like a 12 year old.

What? He was playing a pass in an advanced position.

What the fuck is Richie doing?

To be fair Shelvey has done alright, cut out quite a few runs but literally noone to pass to.

Awful game too. Spurs arent exactly impressive on the ball.

Fuck sake Bruce, just tell Hayden to play in front of the centre back and drop in when crosses come in the box. If anything it weakens our defence because Kane is just going to look for Hayden.

Refused to pay for the Kebabs after the Morecambe game, so Bruce has dropped him for not being one of the lads.

It's almost as if Sky prioritizes the hysteria and romance of the game over the actual sport itself. I'm waiting for Greame "proper player" Souness to start telling us how to manage big ego players, you know, the man who kicked Bellamy, Kluivert, Robert and Bernard out of the door at Newcastle.

It would be the most sane out of all of the options.

If Hayden is centre back it's an absolute joke. If Richie is at wing back over Lewis it is a joke. If Almiron is out on the wing it is a joke and if Joelinton is in a wide area over Fraser, it's a joke. Jokes all around.

What is that mess?

All the keepers research the penalty takers before every game, too. Which makes it all the more weird.

I thought both were shite.

Some people get so caught up on names like Rafa and Jose, when good english managers like Eddie Howe and Chris Wilder get overlooked, or even Big Sam. Football hasnt changed it's still 11 guys vs 11 guys and ultimately the game will be won by the side that wants it more. Best off sticking with Bruce who is a great man manager and knows how to set up a side to play attacking football.

Kaka, this Joelinton thing is making you look stupid. Bruce is a shite manager. Joelinton is a shite footballer.

Also, people are critical of Jose BECAUSE of his previous success and the high standards he has set. Where as with Bruce, people criticise him because hes consistently been one of the worst performing managers in the top flight.

What Bruce is really saying is, "you cant criticise me because you criticise Jose and hes won loads, so basically me and Jose are the same." How self conscious is he man?

Glad he got a couple of goals. We might be able to get shot of him quicker if he gets on the scoresheet a couple of times.

Before a match against Morecambe, he should be saying stuff like, "We must be beating this side," and "there are no excuses for our players." Instead Steve says we are going to "give it a go!" It might seem nitpicking, but psychologically hes lost battle before its begun. Just like against Brighton when it was, "they like to keep the ball." All the home dressing room hears is, "it's ok if we dont have the ball." Hes a clown.

This tells me that Fraser is starting at the weekend.

Wasnt Vardy playing for Fleetwood at 25 or something?

I think we probably should have paid for their players to get tested. Of course, we have no obligation but it would be a nice thing to support a lower league side. Then again, I'm not a complete cunt.