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Joao Pedro is class.

No surprise. Free transfers tend to have over inflated wages.

Edwards must be the only journalist that debunks a rumour that doesn't exist.

PA announcers getting involved in chants is cringe. I don't even like ours doing the Bruno thing.

Pep walks on the pitch... nowt. Tindall breathes.... touchline ban.

That's one of the best strikes I've ever seen. Even had the post involved.

Hes a PL striker with an ego, of course he's disappointed he's not starting. He knows fine well he's not as good as Isak but he's not going to say it. Wish him all the best, thanks for making the Bruce era less torturous than it could have been, good look in the future. We move on.

100% let's play 433, bring Miley in.

Fucking hell. What a grumpy cunt.

Yep. Ambition is fantastic, provided you earn that level of ambition.

Bingo. Bring Miley into a 433.

Why does a players form have to do with interest elsewhere? He'd do himself a few favours by not falling to the ground every second and making good decisions in the final third.

I'll be honest, I can't say I've ever liked his body language. It's not a case of sell him etc but he needs brought back down to earth.

Lads did us OK there. Apart from Gordon

Raya should be booked?

We've played ok. Arsenal have played well for 10 minutes.

We are canny decent like. Wilson has been OK when involved.

Wow. Goal of season contender.

Paqueta has himself on a yella

100% if you are being marked and in the eyeline of the keeper you are involved in the play. However. VAR is horrific.

Right, fuck it. Let's get into these. Calum will score a brace.

The one week the ITK mongs don't guess that Isak is out.

Will have to do it against Everton.

The one thing I will say is that Glasner seems like the sort of bloke who would back himself to replace Guehi. I can imagine him being a ruthless cunt. A club like Palace would benefit from the revenue to reinvest. Even selling Guehi could get them another 2 or 3 decent players. If at any second Palace start playing funny buggers, we need to walk away. He's just not that worth it.

If you are referring to me, i was just being silly. I could easily work out what's what but I can't be arsed because it's boring as fuck. Beat Arsenal = CL